๐250 Ways to Die๐
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Gravity somehow reversed, and someone fell upward. They hit you and sent you flying into space.
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You're an astronaut based on the ISS. One day, gravity mysteriously reverses, and someone collides with the station. It is pushed out of its stable orbit, and into deep space. You eventually run out of food and starve to death, somewhere beyond the orbit of Mars.
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Your hot air balloon runs out of hot air over the Caribean Sea. You get tangled underwater by the balloon so you pull a knife from your pocket and slash your way out. You barely make it to the surface with enough breath, and a nearby cruise ship has detoured to pick you up. As the ship is slowly advancing on you, you realize you cut your pinky finger with the pocket knife and blood is slowly seeping out. You worry about sharks, but the ship is less than a quarter mile off. Sadly the sharks are closer and the tourists cringe at the bloodbath that follows as you are eaten alive.
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There are no sharks, but unfortunately you get caught in the ship's rotors and are sliced into pieces just as bad as if there had been.
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You're enjoying a family vacation visiting a popular tourist attraction when out of nowhere a clown making balloon animals for children hears you mocking him and his job. He's had enough and chooses you as his target of frustration for nobody taking him seriously since he has a college degree. He walks over, hands you the balloon dog he was making for a child. You take it and turn around to hand it to your son. That's when he beats you down to a bloody mess with his oversized clown shoe leaving you dying on the street in the happiest place on earth among thousands of visitors.
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Your hiking off trail and step in a bear trap somebody forgot to remove 20 years ago. You bleed to death.
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Hit by lightning.
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You finish changing the light bulbs downstairs and need to take a piss. The wife is showering downstairs so you opt to go upstairs. Unfortunately, lightening cuts off the power at your house while you are taking a pee. Slightly annoyed, you decide to go downstairs and check the control box. You misjudge the location of your stairs in the dark and you trip all the way down, snapping your back on the chair some idiot left at the bottom of the stairs to stand on while changing ceiling lights.
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You're a character in a Michael Bay movie. In the background of a critical battle scene, you are caught in a spontaneous explosion and have both your legs and left arm blown off. You bleed to death over the next five minutes - while not getting any more than a second of screen time.
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You're the first paramedic on the scene at the new Michael Bay movie. There's been an unplanned explosion and as you rush in to find an actor with no arms or legs. As you about to try to help you don't notice the blood spilt everywhere and you slip and fall landing face down where his crotch should have been and break your neck. The accident is plastered all over the news and you make international headlines getting more screen time than the unnamed actor you were there to help in the first place.
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You are a random civilian that happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time during a terrorist attack.
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You were at the right place at the right time, unfortunately you were the one with a bomb in your underwear.
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You are a bomb sniffing dog that had your nose up a terrorists ass when the bomb went off and killed you
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Lmao
You were sitting at the mini-bar in the hotel lobby where the blast went off. Your sangria was vaporized.
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You smoke 3 packs a day. After your lungs finally revolt you develop difficulty breathing. This goes on for months, until you decide to call 911 at 3 AM. The overworked, under paid, sleep deprived medic arrives & ask what's wrong. As you take a drag on your cig you explain you haven't been breathing right for months & you finally called because you couldn't sleep. The medic ask about the car in the drive way & you explain you don't want to drive yourself since you might have to wait your turn at the ER. This explanation caused the medic to finally snap and he injects you with all the Anectine in his drug box. You die the horrible death it can bring.
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You are a doctor that gets some good ole' capital punishment after killing a patient (he was asking for it though). You get electric chaired and your brain frys.
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You get viciously raped by an elephant.
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You step on a land mine.
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You were stalking the guy that stepped on a land mine
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4nick8r wrote:
Personal experience? Not the last part obviously though, right? ๐You smoke 3 packs a day. After your lungs finally revolt you develop difficulty breathing. This goes on for months, until you decide to call 911 at 3 AM. The overworked, under paid, sleep deprived medic arrives & ask what's wrong. As you take a drag on your cig you explain you haven't been breathing right for months & you finally called because you couldn't sleep. The medic ask about the car in the drive way & you explain you don't want to drive yourself since you might have to wait your turn at the ER. This explanation caused the medic to finally snap and he injects you with all the Anectine in his drug box. You die the horrible death it can bring. 97 to go
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You were taking batting practice without a helmet. Your friend who was pitching to you in the cage can throw a 93 mph fastball. Unfortunately one of those fastballs hit you in the temple.
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โัฮฮแฮฤฟโ wrote:
Guilty. ๐ต People who wake us up for chronic problems are difficult to be nice to.4nick8r wrote:
Personal experience? Not the last part obviously though, right? ๐You smoke 3 packs a day. After your lungs finally revolt you develop difficulty breathing. This goes on for months, until you decide to call 911 at 3 AM. The overworked, under paid, sleep deprived medic arrives & ask what's wrong. As you take a drag on your cig you explain you haven't been breathing right for months & you finally called because you couldn't sleep. The medic ask about the car in the drive way & you explain you don't want to drive yourself since you might have to wait your turn at the ER. This explanation caused the medic to finally snap and he injects you with all the Anectine in his drug box. You die the horrible death it can bring. 97 to go
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You are allergic to nuts and some idiot put peanuts in the bag of corn nuts.
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You got raped in prison. Unfortunately, you are allergic to nuts, and swell up like a balloon animal over the next hour or so. Eventually, your airways swell up so much you can't breathe.
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You got raped in prison and contracted AIDS. You live for years spreading it around like candy. When one of the guards you were letting take advantage of you for extra blankets gave it to his wife she ties up her husband and wraps his head in plastic wrap
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You went to a creepy carnival and a clown beat you to death with a giant lollipop.
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Skydiving out of a helicopter. Pulled the cord a bit too early.
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Skydiving out of a helicopter. Forgot to pull the cord entirely.
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Skydiving out of a helicopter. It crashed, killing everyone inside.
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Walking down the street when a skydiver that forgot his chute falls on you breaking both your backs. As you both remain motionless from being paralyzed a helicopter crashes on top of you both killing everyone.
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