π250 Ways to Dieπ
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You are killed by a wild boar in the heart of Chicago, and then the devil has his way with your body
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Bitten by a rabid SquirrelPig.
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Pet breeding experiment gone horribly wrong π +π=π with many mutations! It was very angry!
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Have a seizure from the rapidly flashing lights at the new club in your town.
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A drop bear falls on you during your vacation to Australia. It eats your intestines first, but not after having its way with them.
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You are a girl in a muslim country and your hair was visible while you were chilling with friends in the public vicinityπ±. You get stoned... because that's obviously a reasonable punishment.
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You finally found out what the hell was on Joey's head. Died of laughter and amazement.
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NooYah was banned from the forums and then subsequently bludgeoned to death with a sledge-hammer by TΞΝT for screwing up the numbers.
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You didn't read the prompt in the OP, and you copied another death. This death happens to the person you copied it from, and you later killed yourself out of shame and grief.
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The dragon above is capable of making it rain Vans shoes the size of real vans! Stepped outside one day and... ππβ¬οΈπ΅
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Your posing for a picture at the Grand Canyon and the guy you get to take your picture tells you to take a step back for a better shot, you step backwards and fall off the cliff.
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You are one of the idiots that still drinks cough syrup to get buzzed
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God takes vengeance on Wildeman for screwing up the numbers with his post by giving him cancer. He proceeds to die a slow and painful death over the next two years.
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You are swimming in a 100 foot swimming pool when 30 ft of the water mysteriously vanishes. You can't climb out because there is nothing to climb. The other swimmers realize this and begin to go into craze, drowning each other. Lifeguards toss ropes down to pull people up but everyone is fighting over the rope and the lifeguard gets pulled in during his attempt to pull people out. No bystanders want to jump in, nor do they want to pull people out (for fear of themselves being pulled in). You drown because some fat whit kid is trying to use you for floatation.
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You found the island again, but it didn't want you to return. You were judged.
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Your neighbor called you a witch during the Salem witch trials era. You are the centerpeice of the bonfire that night.
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Stalin sends you to the gulag. You never get out.
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You were sacrificed by the Aztecs. They cut your chest open with a knife and pulled out your still-beating heart in front of your eyes.
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You open a thread eight seconds after the last person posted. The shock and surprise of this is what gets you.
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You're the proud owner of a brand new Red Rider BB gun. You've heard how you'll shoot your eye out many times but you figure you're smarter than that. You take aim on a can on the fence and shoot. You miss but hit the neighbours bulldog in the ass and it makes him fighting mad. The owner saw this and opens the gate up releasing his attack dog on you. You put up no fight and die from blood loss due to the many cuts you got all over your body.
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You are taking a smoke at the gas pump on a nice summer day when your cigarette sparks some gas and the whole gas station blows up.
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You met an extremely attractive woman named Catherine who likes to play with balloons. One day she quietly cuts the roof of your house open and tied a bunch of balloons on your bed while you were sleeping with her. She jumps off the bed at the right time and goes off to find her next victim
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Your pacemaker gets hacked by an anon one day when you're out on a stroll. He decides to make it beat really, really fast instead of just shutting it off (that would be too mainstream), and the dramatically increased strain on your blood vessels causes them to tear open. Blood flows out really quickly and you die of blood loss.
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You are the first responder to a freak accident where some guys veins exploded mid-jog. You get a little blood on your hands so you wash it off. At the end of the day you go home and your wife has cooked ribs. Yum! You lick your fingers clean licking some of the blood that was hidden under your fingernails. Turns out the guy had aids, and now you do too. You die from the disease the day before your yearly exam (which would have discovered and treated the STD).
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You are the wife of the first responder to the accident where a man's veins exploded mid-jog. You see the man lick his fingers clean after the delicious ribs you cooked him, but do not notice the blood on them. Later, when you are getting intimate with your husband, you contract the AIDS that he picked up from the jogger. Fortunately, you had a medical exam the next day, where the doctor tells you that you had AIDS, and that you would probably die. Putting two and two together, you jump to the (somewhat reasonable) conclusion that your husband has been having affairs behind your back, and this, combined with your approaching death, proves to be too much for you. Without telling your husband, you take your own life by the end of that day.
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You read about so many sad and tragic deaths on this thread and somehow it makes you sad. Somehow reading this makes you so sad you decide life's not worth living. You took your life that evening.
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This thread has depressed nearly everyone on the planet, but you didn't let it get you down. Your relatives thought you were 'overly happy' and sent you to an insane asylum.
The nurse at the asylum was depressed by this thread as well, but she wasn't going to take her own life. She decided to take it out on you.
You were overdosed on some particularly nasty drug. Sorry.
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You complained to the devs one time too many. They put a contract out for your head. You won't be complaining any longer.
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