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Die of heat stroke at Philmont cuz that place is blazin hot.
I got us off count again but am setting it strait now; 167 left -
Beaten to death by a stale baguette with a nail in it, while vacationing one day in France.
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Suspected of witchcraft. Burned at the stake
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Suspected of witchcraft. Burned at the stake, but new evidence shows up at the last possible moment, so the fire is put out by buckets of water. You actually are a witch, though, and contact with the water causes you to melt Wizard Of Oz-style.
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You are the other witch in The Wizard Of Oz and get crushed by a flying house.
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You're the dog from the movie Paul. You get crushed by a spaceship.
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You bump into Thor on the way to work and he drops his hammer on your little toe. The pain is so immense from being crushed that you burst a blood vessel in your brain and bleed to death.
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I am out on the hunt to kill Qweeter for messing me up on the numbers on the previous page. I peer around the corner and see him standing there. Draw my arrow back (Robinhood-style) and release. Only Qweeter is distracted by something shiny and bends down to pick it up. Arrow hits NooYah in the temple.
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Someone sees my body drop and screams, telling people to call 911. The police arrive on the scene, only to find Weasel long gone. The arrow, unfortunately, had Weasel's signature on it, because he likes to make witty comments on all his arrows. The police track Weasel down to his apartment in Manhattan where they tell him to come out with his hands up. Weasel doesn't want to go to jail, so he tries to go out the back door. Weasel rushes out the back door and out behind the alley. He hijacks a car and drives to the fancy country club outside town. He gets there, hops out, and runs across the back lawn as fast as he can. Unfortunately, he runs right into the middle of the country club's archery range, where one of those rich snobs accidentally hits him in the temple with an arrow.
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Be out for a walk one day, off in the woods, enjoying the peace and quiet of being alone in nature. Suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you see someone's body drop. You walk over to investigate, and see a dead body, pierced by an arrow in an uncannily good shot (it was right in the temple). You realise that you're in danger from the archer, and get frightened. You scream as loudly as you possibly can and tell anyone who happens to be nearby to call 911. Someone nearby snarkily replies that they'll do it as soon as they get off the loo, but by then it is too late. An arrow punctures your neck as your back was turned, and you die instantly.
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You are drunk and try to ride a moose. You get trampled and take an antler through the gut
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You get a boner so big one day that it somehow breaks your skull.
Don't ask how - not even the doctors know that.
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You fell over the wall at Seaworld when the Orcas were angry. They ripped your body into 6 pieces.
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You get a heart attack after seeing your life's savings disappear on the stock market
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You slipped in the shower.
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Doing the pole vault, realize the landing pit has been replaced with spikes.
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A skull falls on your head.
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A head falls on your skull.
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99 bottles of rum on the wall,
99 bottles of rum.
Take them all down and pass them around,
And you die of alcohol poisoning.
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Tried to rob the house of an obsessive gamer. Hรจ bludgeons Tour head in with his "Sweg-Keyboard".
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Take a javelin through the gut. You make it to the hospital but die of infections a few weeks later
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Qweeter1997 wrote:
i bludgeon you with 34,000 nerf guns and ping pong paddlesTake a javelin through the gut. You make it to the hospital but die of infections a few weeks later147 to go
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One of those Nerf guns turns out to be a real gun and PvD shoots himself unintentionally.
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You decide to let your wife drive.
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You were at an orgy, 4nick8ing as usual, and you accidentally fornicated with a man(It was dark in there, and he had a feminine face).
He didn't like that, so he hired a hitman to take you out.
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The apple you bobbed for contained a rusty razor blade. You bled to death internally.
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You were avenged sevenfold.
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Someone breaks into your house one night and leaves a few kilograms of weapons-grade uranium under your bed. You die of radiation poisoning the next night as you sleep for 20 hours straight.
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You get a leg cramp while swimming in the ocean. Nobody can save you because you were alone.
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Your alone in the woods and you discover that a falling tree does indeed make a sound... It's the last sound you ever hear unfortunately.
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