π250 Ways to Dieπ
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You call a number that you found In the public bathroom, a big beefy man awaits your arrival with his quite van, he then puts you in the back of the car, 2 hour later, you are on a beach! You each go on hang losers but your ripped and you fell into the water unharmed, but then A SKLETON POOPED OUT AND YOU DOED OF HEART TRAUMA
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You racked your brain trying to come up with a creative death too hard, and then died of a brain aneurysm.
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Went for a swim, didn't know you were swimming with the sharks.
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Went for a swim in the ocean before waiting 30 minutes after eating and cramped up. The waves push you into the rocks and mangle your body killing you.
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Put a key in an electrical outlet
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An eagle mistook your head for a rock, and dropped a turtle on it, killing you upon impact.
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Too much headbanging. You got dizzy and hit your head on the coffee table. Brain trauma.
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You volunteer for medical research to get money to buy TIB. The side affects of suicidal thoughts turn out to be all too real. You step in front of a bus to make the voices stop.
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Internet is going so slow that you want to shoot yourself in the head. And then you do
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You live in so far North in Alaska and it's dark 24-hours a day. The darkness has driven you insane and you challenge a moose to a bar fight. Moose wins.
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You were sitting between the moose and the man who challenged the moose. You were trampled, put on life support, and died three days later.
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Got raped by the moose. Its dick ruptures your organs during intercourse
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Your imaginary friend buys a gun and shoots you in the head.
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You go to your school and you get jumped by a gang and then you win the fight but then a UFO nukes your school and gives you powers to fly but then you go to space and suffocate
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Bled out after vigorously masturbation for 4 hours.
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Screwed up the numbers, death sentence for both of you. Lethal injection.
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Bear attacks. What you thought was bear spray turned out to be a can of silly string.π»
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You and your friend get some blow to party for the weekend. Except it's not blow it's bath salts and he eats your face off on a bridge in Miami.
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A shady dealer sells you bath salts instead of cocaine prior to a trip to Miami. Affected by the salts, you go on a face-eating spree, killing seven Miami locals. When the police capture you, you take a knife and cut your abdomen open. You pull your intestines out and throw them at the police, who wisely decide to leave you the fuck alone. You bleed out and die within the hour.
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The shady dealer hijacked your police car and drove it into a wall. So far so good, but it turned out there was a deep body of water beyond the wall. Luckily your car has a flotation device. However, help never arrived, and you died along with him
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Had a very interesting evening.
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You give Johnny O a bad haircut
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Said penis in front of his grandmother. Beaten with a broom.
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Be a broom. Be picked up by old lady. Get whacked against guy repeatedly. Snap.
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You're the old lady. Had a heart attack whilst beating him to death with said broom.
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Choked to death on the "said penis"
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Be Qweeter's mother. Walk into son's room, see dead son and open app. Look at the app, ignoring dead son. See the word 'penis' on the screen. Immediately begin large social justice campaign to ban the Global Supremacy game worldwide. Deliver speech on the steps outside the Lincoln Memorial. Get shot. Die soon afterwards.
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Skinned alive and dropped in a vat of rubbing alcohol.
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