π250 Ways to Dieπ
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You're an actor in a TV show, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse. It's your fifth season, and you're a mainstay character. It looks like you've finally got a stable job for the first time since you stopped teaching quantum physics at Harvard University. Anyway, one day, a bunch of real zombies burst on set one day, and eat the entire cast and crew.
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You were on a combination of angels dust and bath salts when you got the idea that you could fly. Jumped off of a 18 story building.
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A six-kilogram bag of bath salts lands on your head.
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You dodge the bag of bath salts and get hit by a delivery truck carrying 10000kilograms of bath salts
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You drove out of the way of the delivery truck carrying 10,000 kg of bath salts, but a large airplane carrying 500,000 kg of bath salts lost control and fell on you
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You dodge the falling bag of bath salts, drive out of the way of the delivery van carrying bath salts, and survive the crashing plane carrying even more bath salts, and you think you're in the clear. But, suddenly, you hear a large explosion in the distance, and an Iowa-Class Battleship, carrying it's own weight in bath salts (a massive 47.3 million kilograms), comes flying at you from beyond the horizon. You never stand a chance.
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Your GF's dad catches you having sex with her... And he owns shotguns. (You know where this is going) π π«
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He shoots himself in the face, and you are blamed for his murder. You get sent to prison for 20 years, but get shivved on day 1.
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The shiv misses all vital organs, but your girlfriend was even easier than you knew. The Ghonnaherpasyphlaids you contracted by putting your hang down in her stink place has no cure and you are doomed to a slow death, rotting away piece by piece starting with your carnal bits.
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You are sleepwalking when you try to start your car by putting a set of keys in an electrical outlet
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Buried alive.
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You die of natural causes leaving behind a fortune to your 2 ungrateful kids. They squabble over the money and eventually kill each other trying to get their hands on the other half. 3 deaths for the price of 1.
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Sky diving. Impaled on the CN Tower.
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Saw someone get impaled on your visit to the CN tower. The sight is so horrific you jump to commit suicide.
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You wear wearing a red t-shirt while attending an annual running of the Bulls in Spain and got impaled on a horn.
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Washing windows at the burge Dubai. Your harness fails and you plummet over 800m to the ground below and splat into a street meat stand.
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You miraculously survive certain death by piloting an escape capsule to the Chinese space station just prior to it plummeting to the earth, whereupon you hijack the last re-entry craft, blare through the atmosphere, and parachute into a remote lake. At first you are happy, thanking your blessings as your bare feet find the earth's soil. You take a moment to kneel down, choking back tears of joy and exhaustion and bringing a handful of precious sand--which you thought you would never see again--to your lips. A delicate kiss is all it takes as the microorganism finds a perfect transit into the tiny cut in your lip. And as pieces of the Chinese space station burn up in the atmosphere behind you, you stand and walk to the nearest village, victorious. Though you die 10 days later of an incurable flesh eating bacteria that lives in the microorganism's protoplasma.
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At a Star Wars convention, you jokingly say that Jar Jar Binks is your favourite character, and that the Star Wars Holiday Special was a masterpiece of film. The other convention-goers literally crucify you for it.
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You trip on the curb and split your head open on the concrete
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A nuclear war happens, and you die in one of the blasts.
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[dday] is finally pissed enough for everyone mis-spelling his name and comes looking for you to exact his revenge by punching you in the throat. He breaks your larynx and you die of suffocation!
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You were born to be wilde. Perhaps too wilde.
You were fed up with modern life and decided to be a berserker, and return to the woods to live off of nature. You carried your two double headed axes and went.{15 years later}
You sprint though the woods, bare feet tingling in the snow. You see it. The M.O.A.B. Yes, the Mother Of All Bears. You've fought many wild animals, many wild cats, many bears, but never one like this.
She stands up, towering over you, and lets out the most fearsome roar anyone could imagine. You stand your ground, not breaking eye contact for a moment, not daring to blink. These are your woods, this is your territory. You let out a yell, nay, a roar that would make many men's testicles shrink, and send them running. You hold you're axes at your side, ready to charge.
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It is a glorious fight. This is your match. Your opposite, and your equal.
You grin slightly, every move is met with an equally feroucious swipe. Finally, a challenge.Cuts on your side are making it difficult to breathe. The bear is enraged, you caught her with your axe, just barely cutting a line from her eyebrow through her eye. She leaps, carrying her claws to your chest. You raise your axe high above your head, bringing it down on the bear's skull, killing her. The bear lands on you, her crushing dead weight pins you to the ground.
Your breathing ragged, you manage to claw your way out from under the bear. Only yards away is your abode by the river, the place you've live for the last 15 years. The corners of your mouth raise a little, thinking how you were one of the two greatest predators in the wild.
As the world fades to black in your eyes, you die from lacerations to the abdomen, as well as crushed ribs.
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You go to use the elevator, the door opens, you walk in, but the elevator is 3 floors above you and you fall down the empty shaft, landing with a splat 12 floors down.
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Looking down the shaft at Bobber's body, the elevator drops down decapitating you on the way.
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I'm rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger
An explosion in the chamber the hammer from the trigger
I seen him get stabbed I watch the blood spill out
He had more cuts then my man Chuck Chillout
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You are climbing the Golden Stairs on the Chilicoot Trail when you lean back to see how close you are to the top. Just then a gust of wind and the weight of your pack pull you backwards and you plummet to your death in the jagged rocks below.
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Someone fell onto you from above on the Chilicoot Trail.
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