π250 Ways to Dieπ
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Great game weasel!
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Awesome. GJ sneaking that last one in Alex π lol
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It was 1,000 ways in TW. Thought that number was too high for GS though, perhaps I was wrong!
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Yeah, this thread could probably go on for another 250 deaths.
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You slip on ice at the skating rink and someone skates over your exposed throat, severing your head.
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As you slice of someone's head at the ice rink, you trip and fall, breaking your collarbone and dying a horrid death.
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Your vessel sinks in the middle of the ocean, leaving you with nothing but a life raft and no radio. You slowly die from sun exposure and dehydration.
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Godzilla goes on a rampage in your city.
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You get pinched between a wall and a moving truck that's backing up.
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You actually died from boredum. Wow... That takes skill.
(Has this been done?)
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You die in the waiting room of a hospital because paperwork is so slow.
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You tried to smell the bottom of the pool when someone told you it resembled strawberries.
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There's always an idiot who dies in our local mudflats when the tide comes in. This year it was you
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A tornado hit your trailer park.
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So mad this thread restarted that you killed yourself.
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You drive your trailer home into a tornado
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Death by chocolate.
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You ghosted it too long or something. The end result, you became the first person to ever OD on weed. Way to go, you ruined it for everyone. ππππ¨
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You are a spy, working for the Americans in the Cold War. On a mission to collect intel from your contact in Moscow, you get cornered by a group of KGB agents. They produce a syringe, and fill your veins up with a shipment of melting-hot weapons-grade uranium that they had gotten from their counterparts in Iran, then leave you to die the excruciating death that follows.
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You were waiting a full day for the next death, and died of anticipation.
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You have just graduated Annapolis and are being boated out to an aircraft carrier to join a skeleton crew. The moment you board the ship, a torpedo from an unidentified craft explodes a mere few feet from where you are, blasting your unidentifiable corpse across the sea.
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Doctor messed up the vasectomy. Internal bleeding did you in.
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You are exploring Antarctica and discover that the world actually is flat. The downside is you've fallen off and can't tell anyone about your discovery.
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Your hot new girlfriend is teasing you, but not giving you any. You're getting on the old side, and your heart just can't hold up like it used to.
You successfully become the first person to die from blue balls, triggering a heart attack.
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The chocolate palace you had built in the desert to celebrate your extravagant wealth melts around you, causing your untimely demise.
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The chocolate palace you decided to build on the North Slope quickly becomes a tomb when the door freezes shut. You try eating your way out only to crack your teeth on the frozen walls. You die of hypothermia.
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In a parallel universe, you succeed in eating your way out, only to become fat and die from diabetes.
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You have a serious case of diabetes. You have gone your whole life without enjoying the wonders of sugar. One day, you go to the store to buy yogurt. The label claims to be *Sugar Free. Let's just say, it was wrong.
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YOU wrote:
226 to goYou have a serious case of diabetes. You have gone your whole life without enjoying the wonders of sugar. One day, you go to the store to buy yogurt. The label claims to be *Sugar Free. Let's just say, it was wrong.
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You get beheaded by ISIS radicals.
225 to go.
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