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• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 1, 2013

  📀💿📀JUKEBOX💿📀💿 wrote:

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  Corn is a grain. I guess you're in your own little sect, huh?

  --False

  Whoa careful with the racism here

  Surely that would be grainism?
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Aug 1, 2013

  I'd prefer being a bacon.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 1, 2013

  🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:

  I'd prefer being a bacon.

  Oh, extremism huh? Hmm
• ℱüℕ6754 Aug 1, 2013

  I have comprised a full list of religions:
  Carrotology
  Potatosian
  Cabbaginian
  Eggnostic
  Kalestian
  Pastafarian
  Tomatoism
  And more
• ᏰลอᏰεαη Aug 1, 2013

  ℱüℕ6754 wrote:

  I have comprised a full list of religions:CarrotologyPotatosianCabbaginianEggnosticKalestianPastafarianTomatoismAnd more

  The "and more" section raises my doubts about the completeness of your list.
• ▪False▪ Aug 1, 2013

  HEY. I'm a Potatosian. Because I practice STARCHOLOGY.
  Not POTATOLOGY.

  And being a bacon is an occupational hazard. Slathering yourself with grease and frying your body on a pan is a painful ritual.

  --False
• ℱüℕ6754 Aug 1, 2013

  ᏰลอᏰεαη wrote:

  ℱüℕ6754 wrote:

  I have comprised a full list of religions:CarrotologyPotatosianCabbaginianEggnosticKalestianPastafarianTomatoismAnd more

  The "and more" section raises my doubts about the completeness of your list.

  Well, there are too many to fit within the 1000-ish character limit.

  Plus, I can't recall some of them
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 1, 2013

  I'm considering converting to Melondom!

  Damn, I just looove them melons!! 🍈🍈
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Aug 1, 2013

  I believe in a Cornutopia under one cob.
• 💫Jimmy Needles💫 Aug 1, 2013

  🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:

  I'd prefer being a bacon.

  I'm with you on that - let's here forth be known as the founders of the Nation of Bacon.
• ▪False▪ Aug 2, 2013

  We can now assume that Jimmy and SirTalkALot relish in self-mutilation wrought by grease and fire.

  Sikko.

  --False
• GandalfTheDank Aug 2, 2013

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  I prefer pineapples.
  "This baby is 82% Hawaiian and 100% delicious!" —Shawn Spencer
• 💫Jimmy Needles💫 Aug 2, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  We can now assume that Jimmy and SirTalkALot relish in self-mutilation wrought by grease and fire.

  Sikko.

  --False

  Correction - delicious grease and fire.
• 💀THE CAPO💀 Aug 2, 2013

  Seriously 73 posts later this is still going on...
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Aug 2, 2013

  💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:

  Seriously 73 posts later this is still going on...

  I believe that fulfills a prophesy in the book of Parselah
• RΛINDᎧG Aug 2, 2013

  somebody wrote:

  I've heard the carrot/better vision connection is a myth

  You ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?? NO...you haven't....'nuff said!! 😜
• RΛINDᎧG Aug 2, 2013

  💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:

  Seriously 73 posts later this is still going on...

  ⬆⬆
  This is why I bumped this thread in case ya'll are wondering
• dsd_spook Aug 2, 2013

  ⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ wrote:

  somebody wrote:

  I've heard the carrot/better vision connection is a myth

  You ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?? NO...you haven't....'nuff said!! 😜

  Have you ever seen dogs made of rain?
• RΛINDᎧG Aug 2, 2013

  somebody wrote:

  ⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ wrote:

  somebody wrote:

  I've heard the carrot/better vision connection is a myth

  You ever see a rabbit wearing glasses?? NO...you haven't....'nuff said!! 😜

  Have you ever seen dogs made of rain?

  Only when I look in the mirror.....
• dsd_spook Aug 2, 2013

  Pssshhhh, doubt it. Pictures or it didnt happen
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 2, 2013

  I've seen it, tis true. Once every 13 half moons, he turns from rain and becomes Firedog. I shit you not.
• ▪False▪ Aug 2, 2013

  Favorite thread to date. For it foretells the misfortune that will soon haunt The Capo. For he sins.
  Bastard Heretic.

  --False
• RΛINDᎧG Aug 2, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  I've seen it, tis true. Once every 13 half moons, he turns from rain and becomes Firedog. I shit you not.

  Jesus said it here....if we can't trust him then who can we trust?!?!
• Bronze Dictator Aug 2, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  Favorite thread to date. For it foretells the misfortune that will soon haunt The Capo. For he sins.Bastard Heretic.

  --False

  No I forgive capo for being ignorant and judging our religions as stated to do so in carrotoligy. Love you big guy. ;)
• Bronze Dictator Aug 2, 2013

  I played turf wars with capo. He was always pretty cool, but always so serious.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Aug 3, 2013

  ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:

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  Did you know Hawaii actually stole its first pineapple? There was a military op to get it and everything. Let me find a source.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Aug 3, 2013

  Actually Nevermind. Some Hawaiian guy told me that story come to think of it... It might not be true. But he said that the US sent spies to Paraguay to steal the pineapple, so they could cultivate them on Maui, since they were sure to become a great cash crop for the US if grown there.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 3, 2013

  Sounds pretty legit to me. 👍
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Aug 3, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Sounds pretty legit to me. 👍

  Meh. My marine buddy told me the story after a night of heavy drinking, but i vouch for his credibility! He must have got the story somewhere!
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 3, 2013

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Sounds pretty legit to me. 👍

  Meh. My marine buddy told me the story after a night of heavy drinking, but i vouch for his credibility! He must have got the story somewhere!

  Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as sarcastic. 😃 I can quite believe such a story. 👍