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• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Jul 31, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Back in the day, I used to paint my body orange, my hair green and jovially skip around the chocolate factory while throwing down sarcastic lyrical bombs to anyone who walked by. Some of the others were devout followers of the carrot gods, of course this was contradictory to my own roots, so I refrained from such activity. 👍

  Jesus Answered⬆
• 💀THE CAPO💀 Jul 31, 2013

  Bronze Dictator wrote:

  💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:

  Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?

  Capo why are you always so serious? You should try having some fun one day. Sit back relax maby choose a religion (carrotoligy or starcholigy) contemplate them life struggles and drink a bottle of vodka! (Made from potatoes XD)

  I had fun once, it was terrible. And i prefer beer over vodka because i have to make it to work the next day without being hungover.
• Bronze Dictator Jul 31, 2013

  💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:

  Bronze Dictator wrote:

  💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:

  Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?

  Capo why are you always so serious? You should try having some fun one day. Sit back relax maby choose a religion (carrotoligy or starcholigy) contemplate them life struggles and drink a bottle of vodka! (Made from potatoes XD)

  I had fun once, it was terrible. And i prefer beer over vodka because i have to make it to work the next day without being hungover.

  You must be fun at partys! :)
• Bronze Dictator Jul 31, 2013

  so next chance YOU get buy A $30,000 mini excavatoR, dig a holE 4 feet by 4 feet so you cAn Fit in it. pAint yourself orange and green , drink aloT of Alcohol and bury yourSelf and embrace rootamSs.
• Bronze Dictator Jul 31, 2013

  I'm just kidding capo... Please don't attack me. ;)
• 💀THE CAPO💀 Jul 31, 2013

  Bronze Dictator wrote:

  so next chance YOU get buy A $30,000 mini excavatoR, dig a holE 4 feet by 4 feet so you cAn Fit in it. pAint yourself orange and green , drink aloT of Alcohol and bury yourSelf and embrace rootamSs.

  Really? 😐
• dsd_spook Jul 31, 2013

  I've heard the carrot/better vision connection is a myth
• ▪False▪ Jul 31, 2013

  It may be a myth. But Starchology is a confirmed sect of science! It is proven.

  I am a Potatosian.
  I am the Tubiah.
  I have 48 Prophets. One for each chromosome of a potato.

  I worship the Tuberatma. The Starch that is all and nothing. He is the seed and the death.

  --False
• Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ Jul 31, 2013

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  What about parsley?!?!

  Silly fool. Everyone knows parsley is a garnish. Nobody eats the parsley! 😜
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Jul 31, 2013

  Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ wrote:

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  What about parsley?!?!

  Silly fool. Everyone knows parsley is a garnish. Nobody eats the parsley! 😜

  Oh... Does that mean I should stop?
• The Saw Jul 31, 2013

  Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ wrote:

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  What about parsley?!?!

  Silly fool. Everyone knows parsley is a garnish. Nobody eats the parsley! 😜

  Joke: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. (except Dreamus apparently)
• Dirty Hob0 Jul 31, 2013

  I believe in fatfoodisim
• ▪False▪ Jul 31, 2013

  Parsley is the green-leafy stuff, right? Yeah, I've always eaten that as well. Need something to eat whilst fasting for Tuberatma.

  --False
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 31, 2013

  Today I was visiting an underground leper colony, I noticed a lady sitting in a dark corner, she was of less than appealing looks, holding a carrot in her hand as she furiously pounded it into her puss filled boils. At first I thought this to be a rather fruitless practice but then I remembered, carrots contain Falcarindiol, a compound which gives much of the taste to your everyday carrot. It also has anti fungal properties which I assume the lady thought may reduce the risk of dry rot setting in. Bravo little lady! A glass of water for you.🍷
• Bronze Dictator Jul 31, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  Today I was visiting an underground leper colony, I noticed a lady sitting in a dark corner, she was of less than appealing looks, holding a carrot in her hand as she furiously pounded it into her puss filled boils. At first I thought this to be a rather fruitless practice but then I remembered, carrots contain Falcarindiol, a compound which gives much of the taste to your everyday carrot. It also has anti fungal properties which I assume the lady thought may reduce the risk of dry rot setting in. Bravo little lady! A glass of water for you.🍷

  See carrots help do stuff to boils. I bet potatoes can't do that!
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 31, 2013

  Bronze Dictator wrote:

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  🍷

  See carrots help do stuff to boils. I bet potatoes can't do that!

  Interestingly enough, the Potato contains certain CAROTenoids (interesting name, given the discussion content!) These are organic pigments which act as antioxidants. Some Carotenoids are able to absorb ultraviolet light and prevent it from damaging parts of the eye directly involved with sharp vision.

  It would appear the relationship between both Carrot and Potoato, is stronger than we may have first thought.

  We may find such common grounds can be a building block to kick start the formation of unity between both of your movements. 👍🍷
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Jul 31, 2013

  The Saw wrote:

  Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ wrote:

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  What about parsley?!?!

  Silly fool. Everyone knows parsley is a garnish. Nobody eats the parsley! 😜

  Joke: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. (except Dreamus apparently)

  I don't believe you let anyone attempt to answer the joke first sir... Basic joke telling skills
• Bronze Dictator Jul 31, 2013

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  The Saw wrote:

  Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ wrote:

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  What about parsley?!?!

  Silly fool. Everyone knows parsley is a garnish. Nobody eats the parsley! 😜

  Joke: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. (except Dreamus apparently)

  I don't believe you let anyone attempt to answer the joke first sir... Basic joke telling skills

  I want an attempt!
• ▪False▪ Jul 31, 2013

  Damn. Jesus pointed out the carotenoids before I could.
  I was just starting to think of that.
  250 Clever Points go to Jesus.

  Potatoes and Carrots are all one under the might and holy glory of Vegetabology, the divine art of studying an comprehending vegetables. Soilus, the All-Growing One, I am sure would appreciate the forging of a Veggie Brotherhood.

  --False
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 31, 2013

  All applicants for the Fruity Group please line up over here near me. My organization pushes for the advancement of fruit awareness, and fruits superiority over vegetables.
• 📀💿📀JUKEBOX💿📀💿 Jul 31, 2013

  Cornigans wtf
• ▪False▪ Aug 1, 2013

  You can't live solely off of fruit, now can you? But vegetables, you can.
  Greenman, I believe I speak for all Vegetabologists, we oppose your movement.

  --False "Tubiah"
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Aug 1, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  You can't live solely off of fruit, now can you? But vegetables, you can.Greenman, I believe I speak for all Vegetabologists, we oppose your movement.

  --False "Tubiah"

  I tried to come up with a fruit pun but every one was corny. The dilemma is 🌽 is not a fruit
• ▪False▪ Aug 1, 2013

  Corn is a grain. I guess you're in your own little sect, huh?

  --False
• GandalfTheDank Aug 1, 2013

  Carrots do not actually provide better eyesight. It was a rumor made up by the us army in WWII because of food shortages. They wanted ppl to eat more carrots so they can give the better food to the troops😜
• ▪False▪ Aug 1, 2013

  That is also a myth. I was there. We told the general public the truth about the magic and mysticism of the Carrot. Only so they would abandon the Potato. As the Potato was scarce, its skin cracked, and its soul broken.
  We needed to give the Potato a break. And so we did. But now, the Potato is back. And righteous it is.

  --False
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 1, 2013

  This myth developed from stories about British gunners in World War II, who were able to shoot down German planes at night. The rumour arose during the Battle of Britain when the RAF circulated a story about their pilots' carrot consumption in an attempt to cover up the discovery and effective use of radar technologies in engaging enemy planes, as well as the use of red light (which does not destroy night vision) in aircraft instruments. It reinforced existing German beliefs, and helped to encourage Britons who were trying to improve their night vision during the blackout to grow and eat the vegetable, which was not rationed like most other foodstuffs. A "Dr. Carrot" advertising campaign encouraged its consumption.
• ▪False▪ Aug 1, 2013

  Ꭻ͜єѕ͛u͡ѕ wrote:

  This myth developed from stories about British gunners in World War II, who were able to shoot down German planes at night. The rumour arose during the Battle of Britain when the RAF circulated a story about their pilots' carrot consumption in an attempt to cover up the discovery and effective use of radar technologies in engaging enemy planes, as well as the use of red light (which does not destroy night vision) in aircraft instruments. It reinforced existing German beliefs, and helped to encourage Britons who were trying to improve their night vision during the blackout to grow and eat the vegetable, which was not rationed like most other foodstuffs. A "Dr. Carrot" advertising campaign encouraged its consumption.

  Jesus, you're so mislead, Sir.

  --False
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Aug 1, 2013

  No, I'm merely addressing the coverup story we... I mean... They released to the British population.

  Incredible that people fall for such nonsense.
• 📀💿📀JUKEBOX💿📀💿 Aug 1, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  Corn is a grain. I guess you're in your own little sect, huh?

  --False

  Whoa careful with the racism here