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Sometimes I like to paint my body orange, my hair green, dig a hole in the ground, get in it and pretend I'm a carrot.... Any one else enjoy doing this?
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What.😳
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No. I prefer being a potato. :/
--False
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Potatoes are dull, brown and kinda ugly. While carrots are long, orange and even have green hair. I think being a carrot is better, but like in religion we all have different beliefs.
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But, potatoes are edible tubers. :D
And are one of the few vegetables you survive solely off of.--False
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A carrot is also a tuber :D and carrots provide better eyesight. And in the belief of carrotoligy there is one carrot god or idol that created everything but only if you believe you will meet him in the after life. So the carrot god Rootamus, in that belief, created you. And we thank Rootamus by burying ourselves in the ground and sitting there for and hour. Does your potatoe have its own small strange, unknown, religion. I, don't, think, so.
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I was actually unaware of a carrot being a tuber. My apologies, Carroter.
Potatosians worship the art of Starchology, or the science of all that is starchy and carbohydrate.
We are the equivalent of Agnostics. We have yet to prove the existence of a Potaity, but we still hold the belief of one at our core. To practice, we simply prepare hundreds of potato-containing dishes and offer them in a patch of potatoes. We must then fast for two weeks without starch.And potatoes come in a plethora of colors. Red, brick-red, orange, yellow, brown, purplish, and so on.
--False
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🔙 to rehab for you guys
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Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
How dare you consider potatosians or carrotoligy a "fake" religion! I will now proceed to make fun of you religion and call you a homosexual and act like an immature 12 year old who still lives with his parents.Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
HERETIC!!!Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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Bronze Dictator wrote:
You forgot about Tomatoanity💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
How dare you consider potatosians or carrotoligy a "fake" religion! I will now proceed to make fun of you religion and call you a homosexual and act like an immature 12 year old who still lives with his parents.Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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Potatosians are a well-respected sect of Religion. You are not yet enlightened, young Spud.
--False "Potatosian"
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Bronze Dictator wrote:
East Coast King? Is that you💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
How dare you consider potatosians or carrotoligy a "fake" religion! I will now proceed to make fun of you religion and call you a homosexual and act like an immature 12 year old who still lives with his parents.Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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Sentinel wrote:
Ha, classic!Bronze Dictator wrote:
East Coast King? Is that you💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
How dare you consider potatosians or carrotoligy a "fake" religion! I will now proceed to make fun of you religion and call you a homosexual and act like an immature 12 year old who still lives with his parents.Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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And the religion itself is Starchology, Sir, not Potatosian. A Potatosian is one whom follows the will of the Starch.
"Thy who follow Starch shall spread thy wings and soar to heights unknown and unparalleled,".
Carbon 3:5, TAVOS
(The Appropriated Version of Starchology)--False
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Lol
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Bronze Dictator wrote:
Sorry but a carrot isn't a tuber, it's a taproot... But other than that the rest of this seems accurate 👍A carrot is also a tuber :D and carrots provide better eyesight. And in the belief of carrotoligy there is one carrot god or idol that created everything but only if you believe you will meet him in the after life. So the carrot god Rootamus, in that belief, created you. And we thank Rootamus by burying ourselves in the ground and sitting there for and hour. Does your potatoe have its own small strange, unknown, religion. I, don't, think, so.
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Sometimes I like to ... Stick my fingers under my armpits, and SMELL EM LIKE DIS
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☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ wrote:
Oooh, you know how to turn a man on!Sometimes I like to ... Stick my fingers under my armpits, and SMELL EM LIKE DIS
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Lmfao
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Jimmy Needles!! Strong Science
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What?
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Doctor: do you eat enough veggies?
Me: *starts laughing hysterically, morphs into a giant potato, and rolls away into the sunset* -
I thought carrots weren't tubers. I could have sworn that potatoes were the only tuber.
THEY ARE. TUBER-STARCHOCALYPSE.
--False
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Back in the day, I used to paint my body orange, my hair green and jovially skip around the chocolate factory while throwing down sarcastic lyrical bombs to anyone who walked by. Some of the others were devout followers of the carrot gods, of course this was contradictory to my own roots, so I refrained from such activity. 👍
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Jimmy Needles💉 wrote:
No it's a tapjoyBronze Dictator wrote:
Sorry but a carrot isn't a tuber, it's a taproot... But other than that the rest of this seems accurate 👍A carrot is also a tuber :D and carrots provide better eyesight. And in the belief of carrotoligy there is one carrot god or idol that created everything but only if you believe you will meet him in the after life. So the carrot god Rootamus, in that belief, created you. And we thank Rootamus by burying ourselves in the ground and sitting there for and hour. Does your potatoe have its own small strange, unknown, religion. I, don't, think, so.
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Guys can't we all just get along! We are upsetting the carrotoligy god Rootamus. Accept capo, Rootamus doesn't care about him anymore.
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They used to make me dress like that when I worked at the chocolate factory. I got fired for pissing in the chocolate river tho
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💀THE CAPO💀 wrote:
Capo why are you always so serious? You should try having some fun one day. Sit back relax maby choose a religion (carrotoligy or starcholigy) contemplate them life struggles and drink a bottle of vodka! (Made from potatoes XD)Are we really arguing about fake vegetable religions here?
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What about parsley?!?!
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