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Yo Mama!

• SLiNKY Jul 11, 2013

  Well, I'm sure we all need a bit of enlightening, so share your favorite YOMAMA jokes!

  "Yo mama so ugly, OneDirection went the other direction."

  "Yo mama so small, she hang glides on Doritoes."
• Sentinel Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
• Unknown Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mama so fat, she has an increased risk of heart disease or heart failure. I do good?😋
• EastCoastKing Jul 11, 2013

  Yo momma so ugly not even your daddy would hit it
• RΛINDᎧG Jul 11, 2013

  Unknown wrote:

  Yo mama so fat, she has an increased risk of heart disease or heart failure. I do good?😋

  Yes. You done did good! 😏
• SLiNKY Jul 11, 2013

  ⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ wrote:

  Unknown wrote:

  Yo mama so fat, she has an increased risk of heart disease or heart failure. I do good?😋

  Yes. You done did good! 😏

  You makesed us all more smarter.
• ㄎңձժø൰ シャドー Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mamas so ugly goldfish crackers don't smile back.
• ㄎңձժø൰ シャドー Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mamas so fat, when she walked over the rainbow it rains skittles
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mama so fat last week she wore a yellow dress and 3 guys jumped her. They thought she was a cab.🚕👍
• MR.RICKWAY Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mama so fat she has to use pillow cases as socks....& uses hula hoops to holdem up.
• 💖ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ💞 Jul 11, 2013

  😁ℬ😂ℱ😹ℒ😇
  Thought this thread was callin out yoMama... Okay it's something like:
  yo mama so hot, and she likes what I got,
  yo mama so cool, shit I'm starting to drool,
  yo mama such a freak, I be back once a week!
• Sentinel Jul 11, 2013

  Yo mama so fat when she walks past the TV I miss 3 commercials.
• Squatf Jul 11, 2013

  Your moms so stupid she sold the car to buy gas
• Tea Sipper Jul 11, 2013

  You moma so fat she grabbed a spoon and ran when I said it was chilly outside
• 🔥℘ཞعϮϮყ⌖ცօყ🔥 Jul 11, 2013

  Your needs her brakes worked on, she can never stop!
• SLiNKY Jul 12, 2013

  "Yo mama so stupid, she played 'Steal the Nose' with Voldemort."
• 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda!
• Mike Hunt Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
• Mike Hunt Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mamas like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.
• Dark♦Stone Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mama's so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for loitering.

  Yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

  Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't even explore her.

  Yo mama's such a ho that when she wore Nike she got sued for prostitution.
• ibetrayer Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mamma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!
• 4nick8r Jul 12, 2013

  Yo mamma so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  Yo mamma so fat, she jumped up in the air & got stuck.
  Yo mamma so fat, her shadow weighs 24 pounds.
  Yo mammas cooking is so bad, the flys pitched in for a screen door.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 12, 2013

  Yo momma so fat she caught AIDS.... 4 times!! 😳
• ☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ Jul 12, 2013

  Your mammas so fat I got nabbed for being a peeping Tom, 😩and all I was trying to do was enjoy a nice night under the moon...😫
• WillyP Jul 12, 2013

  Squatf wrote:

  Your moms so stupid she sold the car to buy gas

  WINNER!
• Dark♦Stone Jul 12, 2013

  WillyP wrote:

  Squatf wrote:

  Your moms so stupid she sold the car to buy gas

  WINNER!

  Please... Mine was soo much better👆😴😒😕
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 12, 2013

  You momma so fat, I've used 15 stam refills and still ain't done scanning that ass!
• Squatf Jul 12, 2013

  WillyP wrote:

  Squatf wrote:

  Your moms so stupid she sold the car to buy gas

  WINNER!

  "
  Like a boss...
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jul 13, 2013

  Yo mamma so UGLY she turned Medusa into stone.
  Yo mamma so HAIRY when she walked into the forest, the hunter cried "BigFoot!"
  Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked past my TV I missed a Spongebob episode.
  Yo mamma so UGLY she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• ▪False▪ Jul 13, 2013

  Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:

  You momma so fat, I've used 15 stam refills and still ain't done scanning that ass!

  THIS GUY WINS. GG.
• Sir Duckface Jul 13, 2013

  ßāɖƑɪʂҥ wrote:

  Yo mamas like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.

  Nice one