⏰Rhyme Time with 🅾👎🅱

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    A luscious babe had made the scene
    When HIPPIE🍁MAFIE flicked her bean.
    He slowly spread her leaf
    To see what lay beneath.
    Then set about to glean that thing.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    I waited, staring at the door.
    A pivot between less and more.
    Hurtful accusations.
    False recriminations.
    Brought and wrought to settle the score.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    From the outset sometimes I wept.
    Wondering at false dreams I've kept.
    Paused alone in my bed
    Silently in my head.
    Not awake and not having slept.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    To look ahead or to look back
    Can be something some cannot hack.
    Reflection brings such pain
    That one can see no gain
    Beyond the static now of knack.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    I tried to crochet a burka
    For my female Muslim Sherpa.
    She toted without wail
    So I knit her a veil.
    As thanks she danced the mazurka.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    "Break my heart," was all she said.
    Her voice still inside my head.
    I recall her grin.
    Such a luscious sin.
    Lost light too long gone and dead.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    My Bro Kilgore is so cool.
    He's a gardener, but new school.
    He's got a special trowel
    It makes the terroir howl.
    When he's digging le petit chou.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    Some wield a knife with pluck and dare.
    But consequence? They do not care.
    A creative neck?
    Hell, what the heck!
    When profit is what's brought to bare.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    Sometimes the axe falls quickly
    Cuts through a bone most slippery.
    Despite how we're made
    We can share the blade
    When a friend is cut thickly.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    She wasn't far from her abode
    When she met a skunk on the road.
    It winked as it passed her
    But did not leave gas near.
    He graciously kept his stench stowed.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    The dice were tossed into the wall.
    The stick man made the snake eyes call.
    My money on two pips.
    My mind is running MIPS.
    30-1 brings such a haul.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    Brooklyn's wallet is so fat.
    He can't waste time sitting pat.
    Gotta build bases
    In all the places.
    Where his agents hit the mat.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    The Sentinel's a light sleeper
    Since his days as the gatekeeper.
    He spent his time looking
    To see what was cooking.
    Prepared to cast out the reaper.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    🌺Ms. Aloha🌺 dropped me a note.
    But I cannot share what she wrote.
    It said nothing amiss.
    But now I must resist.
    The longing to smile and gloat.

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  • Ruffelz11

    Soo..... 😨 Beautiful... 😭😭😭

  • 🔥ace🔥

    Wow

  • ▪False▪

    And then I realized that he wrote ALL of them. (•_\)
    And here I thought we had a whole collection of creative and insightful people.

  • Bruenor

    sure knows his lymricks hahaha :)

  • Sentinel

    ᎾɠʉɳЂэΒlʉɳτ wrote:

    The Sentinel's a light sleeperSince his days as the gatekeeper.He spent his time lookingTo see what was cooking.Prepared to cast out the reaper.

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    I got my own limerick😊

  • HIPPIE🍁MAFIA

    ᎾɠʉɳЂэΒlʉɳτ wrote:

    A luscious babe had made the sceneWhen HIPPIE🍁MAFIE flicked her bean.He slowly spread her leafTo see what lay beneath.Then set about to glean that thing.

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    😜👍
    Very honored to be the subject of the first GS limerick!

  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    Bruenor thought about what he lacks
    Then said, "I could use some 6 packs."
    "I'm as dry as a bone,"
    "And my edge I must hone."
    "I rub while I drink to relax!"

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    She asked, "Have you seen Zraygo?"
    "I'm told that his rod's more than show."
    "Powerful and so big,"
    "It takes 2 hands, that rig,"
    "Beware when he shifts into low!"

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  • ▪False▪

    ᎾɠʉɳЂэΒlʉɳτ wrote:

    She asked, "Have you seen Zraygo?""I'm told that his rod's more than show.""Powerful and so big,""It takes 2 hands, that rig,""Beware when he shifts into low!"

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    Not sure if clever penile reference, or literal semi-truck description.

  • Jim Dirt

    Wow. Imagine what he could do with TWO thumbs...

  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    The big fat wallets have a plan
    To build their bases 'cross the land.
    Leaderboard is the thing.
    Like grabbing the brass ring.
    I doubt they need a one thumb hand.

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  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    💖ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ💞 has a sweet, subtle way
    Of saying things that make your day.
    She has such simple charms
    That set off such alarms.
    Your defenses are kept at bay.

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  • ᏰᎡᏌᎢᎪᏞ

    Help, help, I kept on hearing them say
    Please take all of the c4 away
    The c4 was changed
    It's stats rearranged
    And the criers were happy that day

  • ᏰᎡᏌᎢᎪᏞ

    There once was a man named OTB
    This man was once banned mercilessly
    But here he has voice
    By luck or by choice
    Doesn't matter I thought thankfully

  • 🐒👈🏻

    There was a bastard with only one thumb, who went to the forum to have some fun, his poems were perfect, made reading them worth it & showed us all how it's done.

  • ▪False▪

    So there's no power.
    Been this way many an hour.
    All because of a few tornado
    Two of them there were, that we know.
    Now this week is pretty sour.

  • ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd

    One day nobody said to me,
    "Make me matter." But, can't you see
    I found the request odd
    Because I am no God.
    I'm just a simple O.T.B.

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