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What is the best prank call you've done

• ♠♚ℳℛ. ℬ♚♠ Jul 6, 2013

  I personally can't remember the best one of mine, but I do remember calling a McDonald's at a weird hour in the morning during a school night and asking how much the $1 sweet tea was, and the guy ended up calling me a "retard" and offering me a free sweet tea. And just about a week ago, my friend called the local Walmart and told the lady that he and some friends each ate a Taco Bell 12 pack (this was relevant because it was late at night and Walmart was just across the road) and said that he went into the bathroom and had to go bad and there wasn't any toilet paper, so he convinced the lady to have someone bring him a roll of TP at like 2 in the morning 😂😂😂. C'mon I know the GS community can top that, lay em on me.
• Unknown Jul 6, 2013

  I once prankcalled dominos in school, asking for a large medium pizza with the crust cut off, and a large diet flavored water. He called me a retard and we started swearing. Good times
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Jul 6, 2013

  I sold TW to nick.
• EastCoastKing Jul 7, 2013

  One time I called a cigarette company, number 7's I believe, I made a complaint that I kept lighting my ciggs backwards and how am I supposed to know what side to light. I had her going for atleast 20 minutes lol I said more then that but that was prob the best part. Idk how she didn't just hang up on me she handeld it like a champ.
  I used to prank call a lot but that one stands out in my mind
• Cameron Jul 7, 2013

  OneThumbBastard wrote:

  I sold TW to nick.

  I see what you did there...
  😏
• EastCoastKing Jul 7, 2013

  I also prank called labatt when I was drunk with a few people, that was a bad one I acted like a huge alchohalic who needed help, I was put through to like 3 different people and every time it would switch I'd go on with some different BS. Not a prank call to be proud of but it happend lol. And I prank called delicio pizza one time and FLIPPED out saying there was only one pepperoni slice on my pizza and il come down there if I don't get my pepperoni. They ended up hanging up
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 7, 2013

  I have a VoIP app on my phone i use to fuck with my conspiracy theory friends who aren't phone phreaks. Basically VoIP calls allow you to put a input phone number (my friends), and an output number (mine). I can also use any phone number i choose to call their phone. Once they answer, their phone starts dialing my number. When it rings a couple times i answer and pretend they called me themselves, and not whatever number i had call them, yet them somehow being me.

  It confuses the shit outta people. I just act all confused and allude to some "other" entity crossing our lines. I usually have the number that pops up on their phone be a CIA field office, or something. Whatever i think would be funny.

  They always check the number online and the joke draws on for weeks. Its one of the most cynical tricks i play on friends.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 7, 2013

  Oh another prank possible with this would be to simply put someone else's number as the output. Like a friend's ex girlfriends number lol. So ill make his phone call hers without him knowing he even did it lol. Very funny outcomes!
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 7, 2013

  Oh I forgot this was asking about the best one!

  Actually my most funny one was the one where i got two gang bangers to meet up and fight because i called both their phones from a chipotle parking lot 10 miles away and talked shit and they both mistook me for each other. naturally since they hated each other.

  They both barely knew me, but one of them had been rude to my girlfriend randomly at a school dance like a month before.

  They both ended up in the parking lot i had called them both out to an hour later, and kicked each others asses assuming they had had a argument.

  However neither of them had even spoken to each other at all lol. They never figured it out. Only my friends that night do. It was glorious as shit.
• ♠♚ℳℛ. ℬ♚♠ Jul 7, 2013

  👆👍 that's gold right there, but when you said gang bangers my first thought was 👉👌 😂
• GandalfTheDank Jul 7, 2013

  ♠♚ℳℛ. ℬ♚♠ wrote:

  👆👍 that's gold right there, but when you said gang bangers my first thought was 👉👌 😂

  Haha same
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 7, 2013

  No this was like junior year of high school. Closest thing to that was the time this random girl had a three way on a boat at a party once. Otherwise high school was kinda tame.
• 4nick8r Jul 7, 2013

  Not a prank call exactily, but I switched the names in my buddies phone of the two girls he was seeing. Took a couple of calls for him to figure out why Debbie was answering when he thought he was calling Sarah. Same when they called him. He stopped using names for a while. Everyone was a Honey or Sweetie for a while.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 12, 2013

  4nick8r wrote:

  Not a prank call exactily, but I switched the names in my buddies phone of the two girls he was seeing. Took a couple of calls for him to figure out why Debbie was answering when he thought he was calling Sarah. Same when they called him. He stopped using names for a while. Everyone was a Honey or Sweetie for a while.

  Get a VoIP app and you can do that same prank, whenever you want, without touching their phones. Plus no one will know you did it. It's the most quasi legal phone hacking anyone can do. I have a hacked app, but there's one called WeTalk in the App Store. Costs a few cents a min, but its a blast.
• ▪False▪ Jul 13, 2013

  I called the Apple store that is like three hours away. I put on my most ghetto dialect and was asking the chick that answered if the iPad 3's Retina display was good for viewing porn. I wanted to be able to see,"Da beads o sweat on dem dark princess' skin. See da pores on dey skin when I'm whacking da shamalong sausage,". XD She transferred me and the guy that answered said she was on,"break,".
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 13, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  I called the Apple store that is like three hours away. I put on my most ghetto dialect and was asking the chick that answered if the iPad 3's Retina display was good for viewing porn. I wanted to be able to see,"Da beads o sweat on dem dark princess' skin. See da pores on dey skin when I'm whacking da shamalong sausage,". XD She transferred me and the guy that answered said she was on,"break,".

  Cant tell if racist.... Did you say "dark princess" to be ironic or do you actually have a thing for darker women?
• ▪False▪ Jul 13, 2013

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  I called the Apple store that is like three hours away. I put on my most ghetto dialect and was asking the chick that answered if the iPad 3's Retina display was good for viewing porn. I wanted to be able to see,"Da beads o sweat on dem dark princess' skin. See da pores on dey skin when I'm whacking da shamalong sausage,". XD She transferred me and the guy that answered said she was on,"break,".

  Cant tell if racist.... Did you say "dark princess" to be ironic or do you actually have a thing for darker women?

  Um. No. I don't. I was just being... Idk. The most horrendously ghetto I could possibly muster.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 13, 2013

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  ▪False▪ wrote:

  I called the Apple store that is like three hours away. I put on my most ghetto dialect and was asking the chick that answered if the iPad 3's Retina display was good for viewing porn. I wanted to be able to see,"Da beads o sweat on dem dark princess' skin. See da pores on dey skin when I'm whacking da shamalong sausage,". XD She transferred me and the guy that answered said she was on,"break,".

  Cant tell if racist.... Did you say "dark princess" to be ironic or do you actually have a thing for darker women?

  Um. No. I don't. I was just being... Idk. The most horrendously ghetto I could possibly muster.

  Hmm. Okay then. Live and learn!
• ☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ Jul 13, 2013

  Lol for real call people wit the judge judy phone board. I called my school I work for and they got a lot of rude Russian and Jewish parents ( no offense), so they were mad scared of judge Judy's voice. She was like.... HE llOOOoh? WHERE'S HIS STUFF? And they were like uhhh. Please tell us his name so we can help you ( they were scared usually their rude back to the parents). Then judge judy goes Nononono no no no. When your here I ask questions you answer them , unless I'm looking at you for an answer...do not speak. Then judge judy told them they were in on a scam and where'd they get that 27 inch color tv (they really did just get one over night) then they got really scared and hung up cause they're in on a damn big scam.
• ☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ Jul 13, 2013

  Then I called once after that when they were closed and I left a message on their machine like... HELL OOOHoh? Hello? Do listen at all... Why don't yuh pay attention? Not only are you not a very nice person your also a slob...