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Yoshispit

• ΞBΞN͒ΞZΞЯ May 17, 2021

  Stranger danger
  Stick to the manger
  We both know who you really are
  Yoshism spread wide and far
  Here have cigar
  Split with scimitar
  Fill it flower scent an vinegar
  Turn it over form a cylinder
  Burn inhale the villain herb

  (Pros knows finish they meal first)
• Yoshi May 17, 2021

  Started at the manger now we here
  Ebenezer strange, with fear of Christmas cheer
  Until his 2014 change of gear
  Now all ebenezer does is range here
  I say it in sql to a db
  That he’s a mere mule for EDB
  In the vestibule, suck my d, b
  Don’t tell me you’ll spit like ODB
  I’ll buy you de beers to keep you lookin dapper
  Till I run out of liras like another mumble rapper
  Contemplating quitting as I’m sitting on the crapper
  By day I’m a mapper, by night I’m a lapper
  Back by Beersheba with a shed for a house
  No bread left thanks to theft by a mouse
  While I beg God for outs, the enemy wins
  So tomorrow on the mount, I’ll die for their sins
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 18, 2021

  Yoshi wrote:

  Started at the manger now we hereEbenezer strange, with fear of Christmas cheerUntil his 2014 change of gearNow all ebenezer does is range hereI say it in sql to a dbThat he’s a mere mule for EDBIn the vestibule, suck my d, bDon’t tell me you’ll spit like ODBI’ll buy you de beers to keep you lookin dapperTill I run out of liras like another mumble rapperContemplating quitting as I’m sitting on the crapperBy day I’m a mapper, by night I’m a lapperBack by Beersheba with a shed for a houseNo bread left thanks to theft by a mouseWhile I beg God for outs, the enemy winsSo tomorrow on the mount, I’ll die for their sins

  Yoshi yo its just spit. Im not a battle rapper
  Mostly only after laughter
  Too casual for casualties
  Dont kill yaself on the mount, please?
• Yoshi May 18, 2021

  ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS wrote:

  Yoshi wrote:

  Yoshi yo its just spit. Im not a battle rapperMostly only after laughterToo casual for casualtiesDont kill yaself on the mount, please?

  I’m not a rapper at all
  Just got bored on a call
  Gimme a slight raise and I won’t write plays on company time
  It’s not the right way but I might say suicide just for rhyme
  Baby I won’t do it
  It’s nothin to it
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 18, 2021

  I stay with somethin slick ta say
  Do it at work that way they pay
  Side effect keep brain matter grey
  Short term memory decay away
  Brainlink satellite, skills a vast array
  Income passive no longer slave
  Focus on health, wealth, and time save
  End the corporate Christmas paganism rave
  Hip hip Hooray, a villain saves the day
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 26, 2021

  Yoshi wrote:

  ...Don’t tell me you’ll spit like ODBI’ll buy you de beers to keep you lookin dapperTill I run out of liras like another mumble rapperContemplating quitting as I’m sitting on the crapperBy day I’m a mapper, by night I’m a lapperBack by Beersheba with a shed for a houseNo bread left thanks to theft by a mouseWhile I beg God for outs, the enemy winsSo tomorrow on the mount, I’ll die for their sins

  Shimmy shimmy sawed-off
  Gimme strawberry cough
  Spit it out kinda rough
  Hack-2 typa stuff
  Anywho, not drunk enough
  For the odb seance
  Call me “camo” saint-saenz
  Eatin a croissant in a trance
  Bout to do a coffee dance
  Make it rain/ hard to ‘splain
  Alien brain drain the whole game
  Of Peruvian cocaine
  Its a floodplain of pain
  Forgot about spain
  EDB is the name
  Im only mildly insane
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 26, 2021

  Bonus- the sample for the villain music is found in “Aquarium” by Saint Saenz
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 26, 2021

  Ebenezer more like a tweezer
  Fine motor tool to be used
  Whipping mule abused
  Game rhyme scheme amused
  The edge of the blade
  Give respect, dont be afraid
  He sure do bite tho
  So dont hold out ya right, yo
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 26, 2021

  Like pleased to meet you
  He’s thinking ill fuck around and eat you
  But then Tchaikovsky did the nutcracker
  Introduced hisself as cuntlapper
  Brand new bees knees slapper
  (Like this track right here)
  Ill be right back with a blunt wrapper
  Show my cracker jacker the bastard
  Like hell yea thats a toe tapper
• Yoshi May 26, 2021

  Mic check 1 2 it’s MC Yoshi
  On call once more so don’t approach me
  Even in emergencies like groceries forgotten, or kosher meats rotten
  Am I jay, only talkin bout Jews
  When I skim through I don’t realize
  It’s a yankee showin out with jewels
  Not me cause for Him I proselytize
  About the jewel in the crown
  Of this Earth, it’s the Holy Land
  No Juul near my crown
  Just mirth, I’m a holy man
  Last weekend got my ticket to go down
  Like things that say ribbit I hop around
  Amphibious villains can’t stop the sound
  Of my hideous voice or the drums I pound
• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS May 26, 2021

  Holy schmoly
  Came back wit a stromboli
  Knocked a few back, coldly
  If luke warm, then boldly.
  Sorry a bit a spit hit
  Ya custom fit Yankees yamaca.
  Pocket rocket keys like yamaha
  swipe it say ”Kum ba yah”
  Sorry nobody was chosen
  God aint no ho, yo frozen
  Kosher chickenhead dozin
  Rhymes by the dozen
  the bulldozer woke him
  Only very slightly broken
  The unseen toking
  The most high is smoking
  Even the mic start choking
  *coughing*