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If you were about to die...

• SLiNKY Jul 4, 2013

  ...and your last words would become famous, what would they be? I'd say mine would probably be "Crap...this is inconvenient..." 'Cuz there's never a good time to die.
• ⚡Ƭعㅆ℘عʂϮ⚡★Ꮜ͢ℕ Jul 4, 2013

  "I hid my secret fortune in the" then I'd die before I could finish my sentence
• EastCoastKing Jul 4, 2013

  অƊǟʊℕϮℒعʂʂತ wrote:

  "I hid my secret fortune in the" then I'd die before I could finish my sentence

  Lol I saw the post and I was gonna say something similar
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 Jul 4, 2013

  ...I cleaned that dog crap off my shoe with your toothbrush last week...

  Lol, just to mess with them.
• Unknown Jul 4, 2013

  "They can't hit us at this range!"
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 Jul 4, 2013

  Unknown wrote:

  "They can't hit us at this range!"

  Nice👍
• WISΞSTΛ͒ΝLΞΞ Jul 4, 2013

  Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
• SLiNKY Jul 4, 2013

  Unknown wrote:

  "They can't hit us at this range!"

  I like it! Haha!
• 🔥ace🔥 Jul 4, 2013

  Tupac isn't...
• Guywithagun Jul 4, 2013

  "Beam me up Scotty I'm done with these suckers see ya!!!!" Awkward minutes of prolonged silence then go by.
• Kobestud Jul 4, 2013

  Who the hell are you? *points at wife*
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Jul 4, 2013

  My real name is ...
• Doom Giver Jul 4, 2013

  Pour me a shot or maybe 10
• Ғʟuƒƒꀨ😲🔫😏 Jul 4, 2013

  "Partridge farm remembers..."
• xrāy Jul 4, 2013

  "Rosebud"
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 4, 2013

  "See ya over there or back here. Whichever."
• ᏰลอᏰεαη Jul 4, 2013

  Eat McDonalds!( or whichever company pays my family the most for me advertising their brand with my dying breath). I'm think 7-figures would be appropriate.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 4, 2013

  ᏰลอᏰεαη wrote:

  Eat McDonalds!( or whichever company pays my family the most for me advertising their brand with my dying breath). I'm think 7-figures would be appropriate.

  I don't think a corporation would pay hundreds of thousands for you to be a spokesperson once. Especially not McDs. Im sure they would be be less than excited to be associated with a dying person's last breath... PR would be more expensive than you!
• ᏰลอᏰεαη Jul 4, 2013

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  ᏰลอᏰεαη wrote:

  Eat McDonalds!( or whichever company pays my family the most for me advertising their brand with my dying breath). I'm think 7-figures would be appropriate.

  I don't think a corporation would pay hundreds of thousands for you to be a spokesperson once. Especially not McDs. Im sure they would be be less than excited to be associated with a dying person's last breath... PR would be more expensive than you!

  You have to remember that this quote will last forever! We still quote sun tzu( probably misspelled) and he died hundreds or years ago. The return on investment could be quite high if your company can stay in business for awhile. Sure there would be a small amount of controversy at first. But publicity is publicity in the eyes of many execs.
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 4, 2013

  True. Depends on how the audience takes it i suppose. I've seen weirder things get accepted based on a few critic's first opinions.
• SLiNKY Jul 4, 2013

  How about this?

  Father:
  "I have 6 million and a villa in..."

  Kids: "yes? Yes? YESS?"
  Father:
  "F....fa....FarmVille......*dies*"
• H man Jul 4, 2013

  Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
• Cameron Jul 4, 2013

  "D-Delete my Internet history..."
• Unknown Jul 4, 2013

  Major General John Sedgwick of the Union Army of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865) was looking over confederate lines saying "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista-"And fell forward with a snipers bullet under his left eye.
• Yertbomb Jul 4, 2013

  Unknown wrote:

  Major General John Sedgwick of the Union Army of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865) was looking over confederate lines saying "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista-"And fell forward with a snipers bullet under his left eye.

  😂😂
• Unknown Jul 4, 2013

  Yertbomb wrote:

  Unknown wrote:

  Major General John Sedgwick of the Union Army of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865) was looking over confederate lines saying "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista-"And fell forward with a snipers bullet under his left eye.

  😂😂

  Ikr?
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 5, 2013

  Jeez union soldiers were young back then! Four years old and a major general! Crazy...
• ᏰลอᏰεαη Jul 5, 2013

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  Jeez union soldiers were young back then! Four years old and a major general! Crazy...

  Was his real name ender?
• 💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 Jul 5, 2013

  ᏰลอᏰεαη wrote:

  💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 wrote:

  Jeez union soldiers were young back then! Four years old and a major general! Crazy...

  Was his real name ender?

  I heard it was Wiggins or Bean. Something weird.