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Bad Joke Thread

• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jan 31, 2017

  Two rules:
  1. No good jokes allowed
  2. No double-posting

  GO!
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jan 31, 2017

  What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

  "Get in the car!"
• LongleafForever Jan 31, 2017

  What did the US customs agent say to the Syrian refugee?

  "We don't take VISA cards"
• 4nick8r Feb 2, 2017

  Why was 6 afraid of 7
  Because 7 8 9
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Feb 2, 2017

  4nick8r wrote:

  Why was 6 afraid of 7Because 7 8 9

  Ha! You broke the first rule
• PINΞSΛ͒P Feb 2, 2017

  Why did the Chicken cross the road?
  Because he joined NWS and was being chased by Illuminati. 😆😆😆

  Chickens!!!
• Noah Feb 2, 2017

  What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
• ReclaimerHero Feb 2, 2017

  What do you call a black man on the moon?

  An Astronaut
• [dday] Feb 2, 2017

  my life
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Feb 3, 2017

  Q: What is a zebra?
  A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
• Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ Feb 3, 2017

  4nick8r wrote:

  Why was 6 afraid of 7Because 7 8 9

  Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Feb 3, 2017

  Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:

  4nick8r wrote:

  Why was 6 afraid of 7Because 7 8 9

  Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

  😂😂😂
• ReclaimerHero Feb 10, 2017

  What's black, white, and red all over?
  Me, after my dad finishes beating me
• 4nick8r Feb 11, 2017

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:

  4nick8r wrote:

  Why was 6 afraid of 7Because 7 8 9

  Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

  😂😂😂

  That's funny. You lose 🤣
• 4nick8r Feb 11, 2017

  Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

  He didn't have the guts to.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Feb 11, 2017

  What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

  A stick.
• 🐟🐠Ⓕⓘ$⃝ⓗⓨ🐡Ⓐⓝⓕⓨ🐠🐟 Feb 11, 2017

  What is the chemist's favorite band?
  Stereochemistry
• [dday] Feb 11, 2017

  🐟🐠Ⓕⓘ$⃝ⓗⓨ🐡Ⓐⓝⓕⓨ🐠🐟 wrote:

  What is the chemist's favorite band?Stereochemistry

  Breaking Band?
• 🐟🐠Ⓕⓘ$⃝ⓗⓨ🐡Ⓐⓝⓕⓨ🐠🐟 Feb 11, 2017

  [dday] wrote:

  🐟🐠Ⓕⓘ$⃝ⓗⓨ🐡Ⓐⓝⓕⓨ🐠🐟 wrote:

  What is the chemist's favorite band?Stereochemistry

  Breaking Band?

  That's another possible answer
• 💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 Feb 15, 2017

  PINΞSΛ͒P wrote:

  Why did the Chicken cross the road?Because he joined NWS and was being chased by Illuminati. 😆😆😆

  Chickens!!!

  Why do illuminati spend so much time on a dud game ? Cos they all a bunch of limp old men 😩👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼😩
• CΗΞΞ͒SΞ Feb 19, 2017

  >💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫
• ĦΛŁΞ Jul 17, 2019

  Why is Hellen Keller such a terrible driver?

  She's dead.
• WΛ͒ƦƦΞΠǶΛ͒ɎNΞδ May 29, 2020

  What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

  Someone who points out the obvious.
• 4nick8r May 29, 2020

  What’s long, brown & sticky?
  A stick.
• WΛ͒ƦƦΞΠǶΛ͒ɎNΞδ May 29, 2020

  Milk is the fastest liquid on earth - it’s pasteurized before you even see it.
• WΛ͒ƦƦΞΠǶΛ͒ɎNΞδ Mar 25, 2021

  Two guys walks into a bar.
  The third guy ducks.