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• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 16, 2016

  Tell everyone how you picture your fellow directors
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 Jun 16, 2016

  Undertaker... average weight, wears glasses, desk job most likely. He drinks his beer around a campfire with a few close friends, but never on the work days! Shorter, black hair. In his early 30's. And for the hell of it lets say he drives a big red car/truck and has green eyes. How'd I do?
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 16, 2016

  ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ
  Skinny guy. Early twenties college attendee. Glasses. Funky haircut. Enjoys building things (LEGO lover?), skiing and glacier climbing. Says he's popular with the ladies but really just sits at home gaming on Friday night's.
• 💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 Jun 16, 2016

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ
  Basically a skinny little weasel
• ◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣ Jun 16, 2016

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫
  In his mid 30's. Shorter. Maybe a computer guy. Definatly uses his computer on a daily basis. Enjoys watching Netflix XD
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 17, 2016

  Squirrel Pig is an older, well dressed man (mid 50's) who works in a high rise office. He drives a white 2005 Lincoln that smells of cigarettes and leather with a Bernie Sanders sticker on the bumper, he is also either a Navy vet or was in the national guard.
• Ʈℍཞʘ₳ϮçℍôҜعƦ Jun 17, 2016

  Anonymous, goes by the aliases John, Mr. Doe, Mrs. Dough and Jane Doey. 41 yr old?white? male? from Springfield? with dark hair? and light eyes? His family owns the home by the old motel, fully equipped with an underground bunker. Home-schooled as a kid and hired by the hotel owner, he is now collecting disability after 6 months of undercover work. He's rarely seen outside by neighbors. Oddly enough, the motel has been up for sale since 1976.
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 Jun 17, 2016

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛSkinny guy. Early twenties college attendee. Glasses. Funky haircut. Enjoys building things (LEGO lover?), skiing and glacier climbing. Says he's popular with the ladies but really just sits at home gaming on Friday night's.

  19, close enough
  College, yup
  Glasses, yup
  I had a Mohawk a month ago, but have since shaved it
  Legos were my thing as a kid, yup
  Skiing and climbing, oh yeah
  Correct about me not being a ladies man, but I don't do any heavy gaming.
  I'd say you know me well 👍🏻 maybe too well
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 17, 2016

  🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 wrote:

  Undertaker... average weight, wears glasses, desk job most likely. He drinks his beer around a campfire with a few close friends, but never on the work days! Shorter, black hair. In his early 30's. And for the hell of it lets say he drives a big red car/truck and has green eyes. How'd I do?

  Average weight, yes
  Glasses, no
  Desk job, no
  Drink w/friends only on weekends, yes, but I only drink hard liquor, no beer 😖
  Short black hair, yes
  30's, no 18
  My truck is maroon so I guess it passes for red
  Green eyes, no blue

  Not that bad
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 18, 2016

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ Basically a skinny little weasel

  Lots of thought put into that one. 😜
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Jun 19, 2016

  Undertaker65 wrote:

  Squirrel Pig is an older, well dressed man (mid 50's) who works in a high rise office. He drives a white 2005 Lincoln that smells of cigarettes and leather with a Bernie Sanders sticker on the bumper, he is also either a Navy vet or was in the national guard.

  Hahaha.
  None of those things is right except maybe the high rise (on occasion). Younger by a decade. Not x-military, but am x-government and did things that are... similar.

  I don't feel the Bern, but don't much like any of the options.
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 19, 2016

  What'd you do with government squirrel?
• ◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣ Jun 19, 2016

  Ʈℍཞʘ₳ϮçℍôҜعƦ wrote:

  Anonymous, goes by the aliases John, Mr. Doe, Mrs. Dough and Jane Doey. 41 yr old?white? male? from Springfield? with dark hair? and light eyes? His family owns the home by the old motel, fully equipped with an underground bunker. Home-schooled as a kid and hired by the hotel owner, he is now collecting disability after 6 months of undercover work. He's rarely seen outside by neighbors. Oddly enough, the motel has been up for sale since 1976.

  I like you already XD
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 19, 2016

  Undertaker65 wrote:

  What'd you do with government squirrel?

  Cleaned the bathrooms at the Pentagon.
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 19, 2016

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  Undertaker65 wrote:

  What'd you do with government squirrel?

  Cleaned the bathrooms at the Pentagon.

  Shitty job
• ĦΛŁΞ Jun 20, 2016

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ Basically a skinny little weasel

  Lots of thought put into that one. 😜

  Weasel is 6ft 6in, 275 pounds of pure muscle. Bench presses bus loads of kids with ease. Eats lean meats and protein shakes for every meal. Ironically doesn't drink beer.
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ Jun 20, 2016

  HALE, pronounced 'hail' or 'Haley'? Gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl, late teens to mid twenties. Probably have a social life, so you don't spend much time actually playing. You enjoy texting the people sitting in the seat next to you, posting selfies to Facebook, and making mean jokes about people with severe appearance issues.. Aka ugly people.

  Or, you're Weasel's mule 😜 How'd I do?
• Noah Jun 20, 2016

  lIlIlIlIlIlI. Is that a foreign name? You're a French sculptor that has an odd obsession with marbles and furniture. You've been known to smuggle various flavored of jam across the Mexican border illegally and are associated with the Amish Mafia. I've also heard that you can no longer see out of your left eye, but my sources are sketchy.
• PINΞ͒SʘUP Jun 20, 2016

  Noah, I imagine a hick-like teenager with tons of acne. I also believe he collects carrots from each state in his basement, alongside his award-winning homeless man's beardhair collection.
• 4nick8r Jun 21, 2016

  ĦΛŁΞ wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ Basically a skinny little weasel

  Lots of thought put into that one. 😜

  Weasel is 6ft 6in, 275 pounds of pure muscle. Bench presses bus loads of kids with ease. Eats lean meats and protein shakes for every meal. Ironically doesn't drink beer.

  D@T$C😜👅$€R was closer 😂😂😂
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 21, 2016

  4nick8r wrote:

  ĦΛŁΞ wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ Basically a skinny little weasel

  Lots of thought put into that one. 😜

  Weasel is 6ft 6in, 275 pounds of pure muscle. Bench presses bus loads of kids with ease. Eats lean meats and protein shakes for every meal. Ironically doesn't drink beer.

  D@T$C😜👅$€R was closer 😂😂😂

  Sure was. 😂😂😂
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 22, 2016

  lIlIlIlIlIlI wrote:

  HALE, pronounced 'hail' or 'Haley'? Gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl, late teens to mid twenties. Probably have a social life, so you don't spend much time actually playing. You enjoy texting the people sitting in the seat next to you, posting selfies to Facebook, and making mean jokes about people with severe appearance issues.. Aka ugly people.

  Or, you're Weasel's mule 😜 How'd I do?

  Mule? 😂😂😂 Dude I've barely got time for one account these days! Ain't nobody got time fo dat! 😂😂😂
• 👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ Jun 23, 2016

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  lIlIlIlIlIlI wrote:

  HALE, pronounced 'hail' or 'Haley'? Gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl, late teens to mid twenties. Probably have a social life, so you don't spend much time actually playing. You enjoy texting the people sitting in the seat next to you, posting selfies to Facebook, and making mean jokes about people with severe appearance issues.. Aka ugly people.

  Or, you're Weasel's mule 😜 How'd I do?

  Mule? 😂😂😂 Dude I've barely got time for one account these days! Ain't nobody got time fo dat! 😂😂😂

  😂 I don't blame you. I don't have time for one either.
• Yoshi Jun 23, 2016

  lIlIlIlIlIlI wrote:

  шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:

  lIlIlIlIlIlI wrote:

  HALE, pronounced 'hail' or 'Haley'? Gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl, late teens to mid twenties. Probably have a social life, so you don't spend much time actually playing. You enjoy texting the people sitting in the seat next to you, posting selfies to Facebook, and making mean jokes about people with severe appearance issues.. Aka ugly people.

  Or, you're Weasel's mule 😜 How'd I do?

  Mule? 😂😂😂 Dude I've barely got time for one account these days! Ain't nobody got time fo dat! 😂😂😂

  😂 I don't blame you. I don't have time for one either.

  This!
• ĦΛŁΞ Jun 23, 2016

  lIlIlIlIlIlI wrote:

  HALE, pronounced 'hail' or 'Haley'? Gonna take a wild guess and say you're a girl, late teens to mid twenties. Probably have a social life, so you don't spend much time actually playing. You enjoy texting the people sitting in the seat next to you, posting selfies to Facebook, and making mean jokes about people with severe appearance issues.. Aka ugly people.

  Or, you're Weasel's mule 😜 How'd I do?

  Pronounced Hail. Not a girl. I do have a social life so thats right. Post selfies on Instagram cause I'm not on FB. Ugly people deserve to be made fun of, surgery can fix that if they don't like it. Besides being a donkey I'm not sure what a mule is so not sure if that's a insult or compliment?
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Jun 24, 2016

  Dude, a mule is not a Donkey. It's a cross bread if a female horse and a male donkey.

  In game parlance, it's a second account used by a player.
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 24, 2016

  🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 wrote:

  Dude, a mule is not a Donkey. It's a cross bread if a female horse and a male donkey.

  In game parlance, it's a second account used by a player.

  Squirrel + Pig = ???
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Jun 25, 2016

  Undertaker65 wrote:

  🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 wrote:

  Dude, a mule is not a Donkey. It's a cross bread if a female horse and a male donkey.

  In game parlance, it's a second account used by a player.

  Squirrel + Pig = ???

  Are you implying that he is his own mule? Might be on to something there. 🤔
• Christymesa Jun 25, 2016

  Well that changed direction real quixk
• 💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 Jun 28, 2016

  Christymesa wrote:

  Well that changed direction real quixk

  Christymesa big tits dark hair middle aged woman doesn't drink much but when she does she offends people and can't cope with hangovers generally a laid back person has a little dog ? 😉
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jul 2, 2016

  💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫

  Male, middle aged, graying beard, big tits.
  How'd I do? 😜