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Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name? -
Mary
What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
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Envelope.
The Pope has it bit doesn't use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one, and Michael J. Fox's is quite small. What is it?
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A last name
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of? -
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GlassA last nameIf a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
How many months have 28 days?
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Every month has at least 28 days.
What's long, solid, and has cum in it?
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A cucumber.
How do you make the number one disappear? -
G-one.
Insert riddle---
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How many Irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
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3
What does a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman, and a frozen beer have in common?
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In all instances, there was a man who didn't take it out soon enough...
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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"Incorrectly". Three men in a boat and they only have four cigarettes and nothing else.... How do they smoke?
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Throw one overboard and now the boat is a cigarette lighter!!!!
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