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🐿Border⚔Pig🐖 wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹Raindog arrested for kidnapping George R R Martin, tieing him to a chair and forcing him to type a page a day.
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👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ busted for pimping out his grandma for some extra cash to pay for his Coke habit.
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Weasel busted for wearing an alligator costume & chasing little kids around Disney World. To soon man, to soon.
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4nick8r for selling Bibles door to door without a venders license, and wearing only a cowboy hat!
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шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:
True story. Damn Coca Cola, getting expensive these days.👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ busted for pimping out his grandma for some extra cash to pay for his Coke habit.
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Stow coincidentally was busted for driving 4nick8r to sell bibles. Wouldn't have been bad except he was only wearing a pair of pink hello kitty socks he stole from the dollar store the previous day.
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IllIlllIlIIl was heartbroken when he went to the dollar store only to find the sock isle empty. He was pulled over in his white panel can attempting to trade candy to school girls in exchange for their Hello Kitty socks.
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шΞΛᔖΞĿ wrote:
Ha, don't underestimate the power of the kitty.....IllIlllIlIIl was heartbroken when he went to the dollar store only to find the sock isle empty. He was pulled over in his white panel can attempting to trade candy to school girls in exchange for their Hello Kitty socks.
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StowRPh was recently arrested for driving a stolen car after being pulled over for running a red light. Stow claims "I just bought it from some guy with a face. I had no idea this was a stolen vehicle, officer - I swear!"
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North Star was arrested for being a supporter of the Donald Trump party...though that wasn't his only crime.
His mission, which he chose to accept, was to fall into bed with Hilary Clinton and to sell top secret information to Trump...
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Christymesa busted for smuggling unmentionables from a Victoria's Secret.
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Bobber arrested after drowning someone and leaving them bobbing in the ocean
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👔G3NT👔 got busted for breaking into the cemetery where Bobber's victim was buried, digging up the body, and stealing the guy's dress shirt and tie. When questioned by police he stated that it would be a waste for such a high quality shirt/tie to be buried and that he figured he could use it for his job interview at the local suit store.
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/////// got busted for running a sweatshop in the back of the suit store
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LordMacHercul was busted by the grammar police for not using a period at the end of his sentence.
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Weasel got popped for being a tattletail.
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Hale got caught mooning orphans on Christmas.
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👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ wrote:
Got caught for street racing on a motorcycleHale got caught mooning orphans on Christmas.
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РНАИᎢᎾМ™ wrote:
Damn right.👥༌β⁕ввея༌ᏭᏭᏎ™ wrote:
Got caught for street racing on a motorcycleHale got caught mooning orphans on Christmas.
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◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣busted for advertising his new syndicate, without actually being in said syndicate himself. 🤔
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