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• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 1, 2015

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 is neither a squirrel nor a pig
• [dday] Mar 1, 2015

  No shit, Sherlock.
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 1, 2015

  [dday] wrote:

  No shit, Sherlock.

  Well I was shocked to find out
• [dday] Mar 1, 2015

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  [dday] wrote:

  No shit, Sherlock.

  Well I was shocked to find out

  Seemed a little obvious to me. I mean, a pig can't exactly manoeuvre it's hooves around on the screen that well and a squirrel is too busy gathering nuts.
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 1, 2015

  [dday] wrote:

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  [dday] wrote:

  No shit, Sherlock.

  Well I was shocked to find out

  Seemed a little obvious to me. I mean, a pig can't exactly manoeuvre it's hooves around on the screen that well and a squirrel is too busy gathering nuts.

  No, you're nuts!
• [dday] Mar 1, 2015

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  [dday] wrote:

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  [dday] wrote:

  No shit, Sherlock.

  Well I was shocked to find out

  Seemed a little obvious to me. I mean, a pig can't exactly manoeuvre it's hooves around on the screen that well and a squirrel is too busy gathering nuts.

  No, you're nuts!

  It's 🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷who's nuts, calling himself that without the necessary qualifications. Also, you're nuts for calling me nuts, so there!
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 1, 2015

  Have you considered that maybe he's someone who got that nickname by eating a lot of squirrels?
  Or perhaps he's a particularly fat squirrel.
• Pv͒D Mar 1, 2015

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  Have you considered that maybe he's someone who got that nickname by eating a lot of squirrels?Or perhaps he's a particularly fat squirrel.

  maybe hes an untrustworthy pig. Y'know sorta squirrely...
• V҉A҉N҉🍁 Mar 1, 2015

  Or:
  Only a small nervous guys eating like a pig...😂(joking)
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 2, 2015

  🔱Astérix🔱🔫 wrote:

  Or: Only a small nervous guys eating like a pig...😂(joking)

  Lol
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 2, 2015

  🔱Astérix🔱🔫 wrote:

  Or: Only a small nervous guys eating like a pig...😂(joking)

  Winner!!!
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 2, 2015

  SquirrelPig is about to lose his gallbladder.
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 2, 2015

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  SquirrelPig is about to lose his gallbladder.

  Srsly?
• syntax2600 Mar 2, 2015

  No.
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 3, 2015

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  SquirrelPig is about to lose his gallbladder.

  Srsly?

  Yes. I'm sitting in bed in the hospital waiting for my surgery time tomorrow. I'm crazy hungry.
  Got gallstones. Lots of people do today. Must be Monsanto.
  My first surgery and I'm not a young guy.
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 3, 2015

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  SquirrelPig is about to lose his gallbladder.

  Srsly?

  Yes. I'm sitting in bed in the hospital waiting for my surgery time tomorrow. I'm crazy hungry.Got gallstones. Lots of people do today. Must be Monsanto.My first surgery and I'm not a young guy.

  That sucks
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 4, 2015

  All done. I'm slightly less of a man now.
• ☣Alexander☣ Mar 4, 2015

  All is well now though i hope?
  Rest up, and take care SP👍
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 4, 2015

  It's some pretty serious pain. I've never had surgery (I'm over 40). New experience. I may be the only one playing from a recovery room right now. TMI I suppose. Nurses are really cool here. Hopefully home tomorrow. Wheeee!
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 4, 2015

  🌰SquįrręľPįg🐷 wrote:

  It's some pretty serious pain. I've never had surgery (I'm over 40). New experience. I may be the only one playing from a recovery room right now. TMI I suppose. Nurses are really cool here. Hopefully home tomorrow. Wheeee!

  Which raises a question for me, what's the age of this playerbase? I know it's not like clash of clans where there's 1 million 8 year olds. But how old is everybody
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Mar 4, 2015

  Mentally or chronologically?
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 4, 2015

  ⚔шΞΛᔖΞĿ⚔ wrote:

  Mentally or chronologically?

  Both?
• ☣Alexander☣ Mar 4, 2015

  19👍🍻
• 👔G3NT👔 Mar 4, 2015

  Nice, im the youngest person I've met on here, im 14
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 4, 2015

  I'm not outing anyone, but we have played in their 60s. Youngest I've seen here was 12
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 4, 2015

  Played should be players. Sigh iPhone.
• syntax2600 Mar 4, 2015

  Did you get snipped? I'm sure that's in my future too.

  Also, I'm 38.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Mar 4, 2015

  We have a wide-range of ages, no teenie-boppers though. 🌰🐽 takes all those. 😜

  Also, snipping is the way to go. So I've heard. ✂️
• 🍺Squirrel+Pig🍺 Mar 4, 2015

  I had my gallbladder removed. Wife wants me to get snipped and I was somewhat holding off after hearing about the pain. Now I'm pretty sure you could cut the thing off and it would hurt less than a seven hour gallstone/gallbladder attack followed by emergency surgery.
• ◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣ Mar 13, 2015

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  Nice, im the youngest person I've met on here, im 14

  Nigga im 14
• CΗΞΞ͒SΞ Mar 13, 2015

  🌐Anonymous🌐 wrote:

  👔G3NT👔 wrote:

  Nice, im the youngest person I've met on here, im 14

  Nigga im 14

  A biography in 9 characters. Amazing.