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• ΞΛ͒TINDΞΛDBIЯDS Sep 29, 2014

  Nice, tw support. Lotta jewels mixed in there.
• TW_Support Sep 29, 2014

  Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.
  The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives
  Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't
  Get plenty of calcium
  Be kind to your knees
  You'll miss them when they're gone
  Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't
  Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
  Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the 'Funky Chicken'
  On your 75th wedding anniversary
  Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
  Or berate yourself either
• TW_Support Sep 29, 2014

  Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's
  Enjoy your body, useful it every way you can
  Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it
  It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own
  Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room
  Read the directions even if you don't follow them
  Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly

  Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good
  Be nice to your siblings, they're your best link to your past
  And the people most likely to stick with you in the future
  Understand that friends come and go
  But a precious few, who should hold on
  Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
  For as the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young
  Live in New York City once but leave before it makes you hard
  Live in northern California once but leave before it makes you soft
  Travel
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 29, 2014

  Very deep and beautiful message.
  It's inspiring, really.
• TW_Support Sep 29, 2014

  Accept certain inalienable truths
  Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you, too, will get old
  And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
  Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
  And children respected their elders
  Respect your elders
  Don't expect anyone else to support you
  Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse
  But you never know when either one might run out
  Don't mess too much with your hair
  Or by the time you're 40 it will look 85
  Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it
  Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
  From the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts
  And recycling it for more than it's worth
  But trust me on the sunscreen
• 4nick8r Sep 29, 2014

  ★WΞΛSΞL★ wrote:

  Not all firetrucks are red.

  But they should be. 🚒🚒🚒🚒. See, even emoji knows this.
• ◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣ Sep 30, 2014

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  💥💥💥ᎠᎬᏞᏆᎡᏆ ᎾᏌᏕ💥💥💥
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• Gii Sep 30, 2014

  So what happens now? Scdaaosyndiugciugywww! In an orderly fashion.
• 🏁MrsHotrodtech💍 Sep 30, 2014

  💩 wrote:

  My mom told me that im special thats why i have to wear a helmet when i take out the garbage, its red with a white stripe down the middle and on the back it says "im special" with 26 gold 🌟 for every time i took out the garbage without falling down the driveway

  Just a note , do you lick the windows while you ride the short bus ?
• Kinnen Sep 30, 2014

  Why won't it let me buy 10 workers at a time anymore? Do I have to do a special dance when I press the buttons now or what?
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 30, 2014

  I'm a cheapskate, I only buy 3 workers a day.
• Gii Oct 6, 2014

  How quickly would the world fill with bases if every player here has infinite workers?
• SLiNKY Oct 6, 2014

  ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ wrote:

  I'm a cheapskate, I only buy 3 workers a day.

  Thanks, Obama.
• 🐱Pet🐶Breeder🐹 Oct 8, 2014

  Because I want to post something
• Gii Oct 14, 2014

  If you have a puncture wound on your finger, and you dip your finger in fully cooked meat, will you still get an infection?