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Best pick-up lines

• TΛ͒T Apr 26, 2014

  Baby after tonight there's only gonna be 7 planets left because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
• Reaper💀 Apr 26, 2014

  T/\T2 wrote:

  Baby after tonight there's only gonna be 7 planets left because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

  😂😂😂😂
• RARE Apr 26, 2014

  Walks up gets girls number at the mall. Three hours later show up to her house with flowers. And she didn't even say thanks. U know what she said? How did u know where I live.
• Ⓖ☣ⓜⓐⓢⓣⓔⓡ Apr 26, 2014

  My mate fancies your mate, so I don't mind putting up with you for the night.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Apr 26, 2014

  Reaper💀 wrote:

  T/\T2 wrote:

  Baby after tonight there's only gonna be 7 planets left because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

  😂😂😂😂
• 🌟 ℕᎾℛᏆℋ💫ЅᏆᎯℛ 🌟 Apr 27, 2014

  Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
• Natino907 Apr 28, 2014

  Guy: My magical watch says you aren't wearing any clothes.
  Girl: that's not true.
  Guy: oh, well it must be 15 minutes too fast.
• 4nick8r Apr 30, 2014

  You remind me of my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ May 1, 2014

  4nick8r wrote:

  You remind me of my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  😂😂😂
• TΛ͒T May 1, 2014

  Do you want to play army? I'll lay down and you blow the shit out of me!
• 💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 May 1, 2014

  T/\T2 wrote:

  Do you want to play army? I'll lay down and you blow the shit out of me!

  Deffo a virgin this geezer LOL 😂👍
• Spinna May 2, 2014

  How bout we get a pizza and fuck. (Girl makes a disgusted face) What, you don't like pizza?
• ՍИƉΞЯΤΑΚΞЯ ⁶⁵ Jun 7, 2014

  Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven
• ◢◤ℙℍ₳₦₸O̸M̸◥◣ Jun 12, 2014

  undertaker65 wrote:

  Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven

  Lol thats from that one commercial.
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Jun 15, 2014

  ImmortalGhost wrote:

  undertaker65 wrote:

  Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven

  Lol thats from that one commercial.

  That line has got to be older than commercials!
• ⚖ཧྲʊཥཇཞཀབས🇺🇸 Jun 16, 2014

  I'm clean are you clean lets F.....
• Tea Sipper Jun 16, 2014

  You want your hole?
• ☣Alexander☣ Jun 16, 2014

  Wanna play carpenter?
  First we get hammered, then i nail you(;
• TΛ͒T Jun 17, 2014

  Wanna box?
  Gimme a blow to the head!
  
  Do you clean those pants with Windex?
  Because I can see myself in them.
  
  Can I check the tag on that dress?
  I just wanna see if it says made in heaven.
  
  I know you all know more cheezey or immature pickup lines. Come on.
• Tea Sipper Jun 17, 2014

  If you play your cards right, I'll do you up the farter.
• 4nick8r Jun 20, 2014

  If i could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.