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• HIPPIE🍁MAFIA Oct 22, 2013

  Of a lovely lady
• RaiKou Oct 22, 2013

  Who's pants got heavy
• Marco Oct 22, 2013

  HIPPIE🍁MAFIA wrote:

  Of a lovely lady

  Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
• Farewell! Oct 22, 2013

  All of them had hair of gold, like their mother......
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Oct 22, 2013

  Unfortunately, the youngest (Curly) on was strung out on heroin. 💉🔫💀
• RaiKou Oct 22, 2013

  So while in rehab
• SLiNKY Oct 22, 2013

  She ate one of dem nasty mushrooms
• Turf Smores Oct 22, 2013

  When she hallucinated and saw
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Oct 22, 2013

  8 Brady men. Frightened out of her withs, she ...
• SLiNKY Oct 22, 2013

  Ran out into the forest screaming.
• 📀💿📀JUKEBOX💿📀💿 Oct 22, 2013

  She picked a fight with the employees thinking they were bottles of buckleys. When
• ΘйэЂцмъВдѕтдяd Oct 23, 2013

  Suddenly
• Hydra Oct 23, 2013

  She thought to herself, "Where the hell is my beer!?"
• Atheist Oct 23, 2013

  And then she stole some from the Beer Drinkers...
• Farewell! Oct 23, 2013

  When the realized someone had taken their last beer, they stumbled to their feet and...
• RaiKou Oct 23, 2013

  And they called the police
• The Saw Oct 23, 2013

  👆 Only took 6 hits to ER him. Wait, is this the right thread for that?
• RaiKou Oct 23, 2013

  The Saw wrote:

  👆 Only took 6 hits to ER him. Wait, is this the right thread for that?

  Of course it took 6. You hit someone WAYYYY smaller then you. AND he is a she thanks:)
• HIPPIE🍁MAFIA Oct 23, 2013

  RaiKou wrote:

  The Saw wrote:

  👆 Only took 6 hits to ER him. Wait, is this the right thread for that?

  Of course it took 6. You hit someone WAYYYY smaller then you. AND he is a she thanks:)

  He is a she? Ummm this strokes getting wierd
• freddy bourne Oct 24, 2013

  And we called it girlboy
• RaiKou Oct 24, 2013

  freddy bourne wrote:

  And we called it girlboy

  Who wore little fairy wings and a spiked leather jacket.
• freddy bourne Oct 24, 2013

  With a tattoo of a heart on her face with a ring thru her nose
• RaiKou Oct 24, 2013

  freddy bourne wrote:

  With a tattoo of a heart on her face with a ring thru her nose

  We say she, but others say he used to ride a motorcycle.
• J DAWG Oct 26, 2013

  Yet, in reality, it was a moped...
• Kosmokiller Oct 26, 2013

  But one day, due a freak nuclear disaster,
• RaiKou Oct 27, 2013

  Blew up the moped and the tranny and it became a cyborg heshe