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• Herp Sep 21, 2013

  What are sum funny jokes you can think of?
• 💫D@T $C😜👅$€R💫 Sep 21, 2013

  Look in the mirror that should make you laugh 😜
• Herp Sep 21, 2013

  I don't like you.
• 4nick8r Sep 21, 2013

  Lol
• MR.RICKWAY Sep 22, 2013

  Lol!
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Sep 22, 2013

  What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?
  My ass....
• Super Mario Sep 22, 2013

  I dream that one day we'll live in a society where a chicken may cross the road without its motive for doing so being questioned.
• Demacia Sep 22, 2013

  Four engineers are arguing over who designed the human body.
  The mechanical engineer points to the ways the bones, the muscles, and the tendons are joined together and move so smoothly and efficiently, and claims it must have been a mechanical engineer.
  The electrical engineer diagrams the central and peripheral nervous systems and maintains that it would take an electrical engineer.
  The hydraulic engineer insists that only a hydraulic engineer could be responsible for the circulation of the blood and the secretions of the many glands.
  They look to the civil engineer and he says, "Don't look at me. No civil engineer would ever put a sewer outlet next to a recreational area".
• 4nick8r Sep 22, 2013

  Demacia wrote:

  Four engineers are arguing over who designed the human body.The mechanical engineer points to the ways the bones, the muscles, and the tendons are joined together and move so smoothly and efficiently, and claims it must have been a mechanical engineer.The electrical engineer diagrams the central and peripheral nervous systems and maintains that it would take an electrical engineer.The hydraulic engineer insists that only a hydraulic engineer could be responsible for the circulation of the blood and the secretions of the many glands.They look to the civil engineer and he says, "Don't look at me. No civil engineer would ever put a sewer outlet next to a recreational area".

  👆👍👍👍
• ‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ Sep 22, 2013

  A white man, a mexican, and a african man found a genie and were each granted a wish. The mexican wished for all the mexicans to be happy and at home in mexico. POOF! The genie sends them to mexico. The african asks for all the africans to be happy and at home in africa. POOF! The genie sends all the Africans to Africa. So the Genie asks the white man what his wish is. He responds "You're telling me all the Africans and Mexicans are out of America?" "Yes" the Genie says. The white man responds "I'll have a coke then."
• PRIDE Sep 22, 2013

  ‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:

  A white man, a mexican, and a african man found a genie and were each granted a wish. The mexican wished for all the mexicans to be happy and at home in mexico. POOF! The genie sends them to mexico. The african asks for all the africans to be happy and at home in africa. POOF! The genie sends all the Africans to Africa. So the Genie asks the white man what his wish is. He responds "You're telling me all the Africans and Mexicans are out of America?" "Yes" the Genie says. The white man responds "I'll have a coke then."

  This, winner.
• Demacia Sep 23, 2013

  ‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:

  A white man, a mexican, and a african man found a genie and were each granted a wish. The mexican wished for all the mexicans to be happy and at home in mexico. POOF! The genie sends them to mexico. The african asks for all the africans to be happy and at home in africa. POOF! The genie sends all the Africans to Africa. So the Genie asks the white man what his wish is. He responds "You're telling me all the Africans and Mexicans are out of America?" "Yes" the Genie says. The white man responds "I'll have a coke then."

  I just watched the boondocks saints and heard this in there lol bravo for timing
• Dirty Hob0 Sep 29, 2013

  Hi.
• Treybo130 Sep 29, 2013

  PRIDE wrote:

  ‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:

  A white man, a mexican, and a african man found a genie and were each granted a wish. The mexican wished for all the mexicans to be happy and at home in mexico. POOF! The genie sends them to mexico. The african asks for all the africans to be happy and at home in africa. POOF! The genie sends all the Africans to Africa. So the Genie asks the white man what his wish is. He responds "You're telling me all the Africans and Mexicans are out of America?" "Yes" the Genie says. The white man responds "I'll have a coke then."

  This, winner.

  If you're going to quote the movie and use this joke you must raise your 👆in the air when you say "I'll have a coke"
• 🏃TraugerRetired Sep 30, 2013

  What do you call a really cheap circumcision?

  -A ripoff.