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What halloween events will you be attending this year👻
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I plan to hit up mad haunted houses.
While intoxicated.
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ⅉⅇⅆⅈ ཫཬསབϯའཪངƙऽ wrote:
Going sober would be just pointless.I plan to hit up mad haunted houses.
While intoxicated.
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I'm going to choke sperm from the untamed python of the nether kingdom (my shorts!) Then use it to fertilise the eggs left by the fallen witches of the high craft. Thus raising an army of ferocious halfbreeds with intent of causing much devastation across the mortal realm. Once the last birthing is complete, the gateway to Krath will unlock and the minions of the dark lands will follow my children to annihilate those who stand to prevent the inevitable reign of evil.
Failing that, I might just give it a miss this year, sick of kids asking for cash. Little buggers!
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CASH! Is that the new thing. Wtf is wrong with kids now a days. Little fuckers. You get candy like everyone else always got. If you want cash lose a tooth.
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Spinna wrote:
Exactly. When I went trick-or-treating, I would be considered lucky and be very grateful if I got 1/3 of a plastic store-bag filled with small candies.CASH! Is that the new thing. Wtf is wrong with kids now a days. Little fuckers. You get candy like everyone else always got. If you want cash lose a tooth.
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NooYah wrote:
I got an apple with a razor blade hidden in it once....Spinna wrote:
Exactly. When I went trick-or-treating, I would be considered lucky and be very grateful if I got 1/3 of a plastic store-bag filled with small candies.CASH! Is that the new thing. Wtf is wrong with kids now a days. Little fuckers. You get candy like everyone else always got. If you want cash lose a tooth.
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Toothpaste and used floss for everyone😈
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Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:
I would suggest wrapping your weapon in armor. The tricks out there are ghastly these days.I'm going to choke sperm from the untamed python of the nether kingdom (my shorts!) Then use it to fertilise the eggs left by the fallen witches of the high craft. Thus raising an army of ferocious halfbreeds with intent of causing much devastation across the mortal realm. Once the last birthing is complete, the gateway to Krath will unlock and the minions of the dark lands will follow my children to annihilate those who stand to prevent the inevitable reign of evil.
Failing that, I might just give it a miss this year, sick of kids asking for cash. Little buggers!
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My girl....& her girlfriends r having a private costume/drinking party, I figure since they r all fucking smoking hott, I'll hang out with them.......
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MR.RICKWAY wrote:
Time and place, please. I have a great costume I promise.My girl....& her girlfriends r having a private costume/drinking party, I figure since they r all fucking smoking hott, I'll hang out with them.......
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The Saw wrote:
Lol! I'm in northern Cali.....come on out dude,MR.RICKWAY wrote:
Time and place, please. I have a great costume I promise.My girl....& her girlfriends r having a private costume/drinking party, I figure since they r all fucking smoking hott, I'll hang out with them.......
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