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• Kinnen Sep 4, 2014

  When I pee I'm lucky if my bladder empties fully. Usually I think I'm done and then i have to start up again. Hopefully before I'm all zipped up or I end up with drips of piss down my leg. I'm 37 but feel like I'm 73. Just thought I would let you know.
• TΛ͒T Sep 4, 2014

  Propecia(sp) is a medication to shrink that prostate man
• Kinnen Sep 4, 2014

  The diagnosis is prostatitus. Basically an infection of the prostate. Some people react well to antibiotics. Not me. 😥 Urologist had to stick a scope up my unit to check bladder. They say they numb it up but as scope passed the prostate I almost jumped off the exam table and punched him in the face. Nurse had to hold me down. Don't even ask about the ultrasound. They say best way is done rectally. I strongly disagree. 😖
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 4, 2014

  Kinnen wrote:

  The diagnosis is prostatitus. Basically an infection of the prostate. Some people react well to antibiotics. Not me. 😥 Urologist had to stick a scope up my unit to check bladder. They say they numb it up but as scope passed the prostate I almost jumped off the exam table and punched him in the face. Nurse had to hold me down. Don't even ask about the ultrasound. They say best way is done rectally. I strongly disagree. 😖

  Dude, that's some bad luck. Sorry to hear about your condition but at least you shared something. Not many people would.
• Mike Oxbig Sep 4, 2014

  I wish he hadn't. I win.
• Kinnen Sep 4, 2014

  Hoping that if I keep posting horrible things others will get scared and maybe I can finally win this last post game. So if that doesn't scare you just wait.
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 5, 2014

  I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on VHS.
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 5, 2014

  Lol you dont hear about VHS' much anymore. Thats a great movie!
  Clerks was really good too

  "Be kind, 📼 rewind"
• [dday] Sep 5, 2014

  Kinnen wrote:

  Hoping that if I keep posting horrible things others will get scared and maybe I can finally win this last post game. So if that doesn't scare you just wait.

  But what if we just stop reading them? What if we just see your name at the top of the post and say to ourselves "Oh oh. Another medical tale that I definitely don't want to read. Maybe I'll just skip this bit and figure it out from the context of the next few posts." And then your whole arduous typing-out saga will have been for nothing.

  P.S. What exactly do you mean by unit? I took it to mean your... you know... 🍆... but from the context I'm not so sure.

  P.P.S. I just remembered that I was meant to put a question mark up there for after my thoughts to myself, so I'm going to put one at the end of this sentence to make up for it?

  P.P.P.S. Sorry for the long post.
• TΛ͒T Sep 5, 2014

  You had a lot to say
• Kinnen Sep 5, 2014

  I had a kidney stone years ago that was so painful I was curled up in the fetal position screaming for my wife to help me get to hospital. The bitch thought I was exaggerating the pain until I passed it and she saw how big it was. I pissed blood for days after it passed. Did I mention I hate my wife. That's another story for next time.
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 5, 2014

  Holy Shit Kinnen! Kidney stones? I'm only a year younger than you and you've already beat any and every issue I've ever had with MY body. Biggest issue I've ever encountered was mono as a teenager.
• TΛ͒T Sep 5, 2014

  Holy shit is made by a priest
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 5, 2014

  😖Kinnen makes me frightened of the future. Can i just stay 19?...Or i guess 21, incase i travel?😕
• Kinnen Sep 5, 2014

  My liver is F@&KED UP also. I never was really a drinker. But drugs can do just as much damage if not more. Don't do drugs(except maybe weed). As far as stones I've passed 5 or 6. Last ultrasound showed 2 more. Next trip to urologist he may decide to blast them apart. Better than having them go up and pull them out. Nothing worse than going to hospital and screaming "please god just kill me now". At least they bring pain meds faster if you scream loud enough.
• [dday] Sep 6, 2014

  td;dr
  just like tl;dr but with disgusting instead of long.
• Kinnen Sep 6, 2014

  Excuse my ignorance but I had to look up tl;dr. I will try and make my posts shorter but less disgusting may take some work. 😉
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 6, 2014

  T/\T2 wrote:

  Holy shit is made by a priest

  😂😂😂Zing!
• шΞΛᔖΞĿ Sep 6, 2014

  Kinnen wrote:

  My liver is F@&KED UP also. I never was really a drinker. But drugs can do just as much damage if not more. Don't do drugs(except maybe weed). As far as stones I've passed 5 or 6. Last ultrasound showed 2 more. Next trip to urologist he may decide to blast them apart. Better than having them go up and pull them out. Nothing worse than going to hospital and screaming "please god just kill me now". At least they bring pain meds faster if you scream loud enough.

  When you pass them make sure you go on Pal and PM the photos to dday. I'm sure he'll love that. 😜
• [dday] Sep 6, 2014

  ★WΞΛSΞL★ wrote:

  Kinnen wrote:

  My liver is F@&KED UP also. I never was really a drinker. But drugs can do just as much damage if not more. Don't do drugs(except maybe weed). As far as stones I've passed 5 or 6. Last ultrasound showed 2 more. Next trip to urologist he may decide to blast them apart. Better than having them go up and pull them out. Nothing worse than going to hospital and screaming "please god just kill me now". At least they bring pain meds faster if you scream loud enough.

  When you pass them make sure you go on Pal and PM the photos to dday. I'm sure he'll love that. 😜

  I'll make sure I pass 'em right forward too. 😝
• TΛ͒T Sep 7, 2014

  Puff puff pass to the left
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 7, 2014

  Thanks Tat, I'm on the left 🚬😙💨
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 7, 2014

  Thanks, tat!😋
  🍁🚬😙💨🍁

  👌Somebody take it, i aint waitin forever
• TΛ͒T Sep 7, 2014

  Guess it's back to me😆
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 8, 2014

  Looks like only the 3 of us smoke, the others are to weak to handle it.
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 8, 2014

  More for us!
  🚬👌😁

  🎧K.U.S.H, keeps us so high.
  The more i smoke
  the higher i get
  The better i feel
  I cant quit🎶
• ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ Sep 9, 2014

  The night temperatures are getting cooler these days. I hope my 🍁plants🍁 survive to full maturity.
• TΛ͒T Sep 9, 2014

  A little cold does them some good. A frost on the other hand destroys them.
• Kinnen Sep 9, 2014

  Off to the docs for test results. Hopefully all is good or I can add hyperparathyroidism to my list of ailments. At least that can be fixed with surgery. I will give you the full details of that operation if needed. Don't worry, I'll keep it short but gruesome.
• ☣Alexander☣ Sep 9, 2014

  ШÎŁĐΣМΛЙ wrote:

  The night temperatures are getting cooler these days. I hope my 🍁plants🍁 survive to full maturity.

  Well... If you would like i can personally go and take care of them for you... In the middle of the night... Just give me the directions... 😁😇lol Trust me, they'll be fiiiinne.

  How much longer do you have til harvest?

  🍁Ps. Sharing is caring 🍁