Miley limericks

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• GandalfTheDank Aug 30, 2013

  Saw this on fb and wanted to share with u guys...and wondered if u could do better

  The children were comfy
  All snug in their beds...
  While nightmares of Miley
  Twerked in their heads.

  Miley kept twerking
  She stuck her tongue out
  Billy Ray said:
  I should have pulled out

  It was a silent night
  Not a bird chirped
  But hell was let lose
  When Miley twerked

  Their panties got bunched
  And sticks in their asses
  By the millionth pop princes
  And her risque dances.
• Sentinel Aug 30, 2013

  There is no way to not laugh at this.
• Tech™ ︻┳テ=一 ® Sep 3, 2013

  Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called "twerk", its just Billy ray's tears in a bottle.
• The Saw Sep 3, 2013

  ↜ཇ۷༏།₆⁶₆བཫཇས✞ wrote:

  Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called "twerk", its just Billy ray's tears in a bottle.

  And it smells like... oh, never mind.
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Sep 4, 2013

  We pity the foam finger
  It never had a chance
  The stench it still lingers
  Cause she never washed her hands
• GandalfTheDank Sep 6, 2013

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  We pity the foam fingerIt never had a chanceThe stench it still lingersCause she never washed her hands

  Oh my😝
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Sep 7, 2013

  Miley's ass cheeks
  Look like raw chicken
  Imagine the confusion
  When she cooks in the kitchen
• 🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 Sep 7, 2013

  NooYah wrote:

  I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it's not twerking.

  Ha!
• ★ Ꮯapokiller ★ Sep 8, 2013

  🌜Dreamus Allen🌛 wrote:

  NooYah wrote:

  I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it's not twerking.

  Ha!

  Lol

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