What's your best smart person joke?

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• The Alchemyst Aug 30, 2013

  Here's a couple of my favorites.
  Why did the chemist stay on the beach? He didn't want to swim in formaldehyde

  Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Does everyone want beer?". The first and second logicians each say "I don't know", and then the third answers "Yes".

  Why did the programmer starved to death in the shower?
  The shampoo instructions said "wash, rinse, repeat".

  A programmer's wife asks him, "Honey, go to the store and buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs buy a dozen." When he comes back, she asks, "Why did you bring me thirteen loaves of bread?" He explains: "They had eggs."

  Two chemist walk into a bar. The first says i will have some H2O, the second says I will have some H2O too. The second man dies.
• born42 42 Aug 30, 2013

  Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he'll have a drink. He says "I think not", and then disappears.
• ♠♚ЦℕƊƩ₣ᏐℕƩƊ♚♠ Aug 30, 2013

  Lol H2O2
• ♠♚ЦℕƊƩ₣ᏐℕƩƊ♚♠ Aug 30, 2013

  How many programers does it take to change a light bulb?
  None – It’s a hardare problem
• ♠♚ЦℕƊƩ₣ᏐℕƩƊ♚♠ Aug 30, 2013

  From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

  Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
  Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
• c. Aug 30, 2013

  the bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos here!"
  a faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.
• Sentinel Aug 30, 2013

  c. wrote:

  the bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos here!"a faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.

  😂😂😂😂😂
• Pv͒D Aug 30, 2013

  Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

  because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
• 4nick8r Aug 30, 2013

  A cation walks into a bar but the bartender says "Hey, get out of here. We don't serve atoms here". The cation replies "but I'm not an atom". "Are you sure" ask the bartender, "you sure look like an atom". "Yup, I'm positive" replies the cation.
• Dirty Hob0 Aug 30, 2013

  I'm Asian
• The Saw Aug 30, 2013

  〓ＰＶＤ〓 wrote:

  Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

  because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

  But it doesn't?
• Pv͒D Aug 30, 2013

  The Saw wrote:

  〓ＰＶＤ〓 wrote:

  Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

  because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

  But it doesn't?

  oct 31 = 3*8 +1 or 25 when converted to decimal no?

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