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• ▪False▪ Jul 30, 2013

  What's the manliest?

  A. Bacon
  B. Leather Chairs
  C. Beef Jerky
  D. Steak
  E. Killing a wild boar with your bare hands.

  I'm personally going to say leather chairs. Bacon is a close second.

  --False
• ɅɭɭMᗅNЯ Jul 30, 2013

  Well frankly a well grown sturdy las could kill a pig with her hands, and yet she couldn't pull off eating beef jerky; so C it is then.
• Sentinel Jul 30, 2013

  Could there be a 6th option? If so it should be collecting Care Bears.
• ▪False▪ Jul 30, 2013

  Edit:

  A. Bacon
  B. Leather Chairs
  C. Beef Jerky
  D. Steak
  E. Killing a wild boar with your bare hands.
  F. Collecting Care Bears.

  --False
• nͥo͒bͣoͫdy Jul 30, 2013

  Masturbating to completion three times in 10 minutes while the Taliban mortar your compound.
• ɅɭɭMᗅNЯ Jul 30, 2013

  👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 wrote:

  Masturbating to completion three times in 10 minutes while the Taliban mortar your compound.

  Yes!!!
• ▪False▪ Jul 30, 2013

  G. Masturbating furiously whilst terrorists attempt kill you.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jul 30, 2013

  Hanging on a cross until you die, being geocached in a cave, then coming back to life.

  However, since this isn't an option. I choose G. It's a little known fact that my hands were only nailed to the cross because I was unleashing fury upon my tinkle when the terrorists were trying to tie me down.
• dsd_spook Jul 30, 2013

  👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 wrote:

  Masturbating to completion three times in 10 minutes while the Taliban mortar your compound.

  Wish I hadn't read this.
• ☠♔PRYMUS♔☠ Jul 30, 2013

  Now I know hat you guys jerk to

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