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... the way the hammer shapes the hand!🔨
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Every wind shapes the sleet ....the way the your hand shapes your meat🍆
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Every shepherd tends his lamb ...
... the way a GI shapes his spam.👍
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Every poet sings his ode ...
... the way a teamster slings his load.👍 -
Every Beim drinks his beer ...
... the way a Texan ropes a steer.👍
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Every dog chews his stick......
...... The way every man strokes his..... -
Every apple falls from the tree.......
...... The way it burns when I pee -
Every book loves to be read....... The way I love eating lead
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Every bird loves to fly.......... The way bats like to fly
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Every rose likes to smell.....……... The way every cow wears a bell
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Every crow squakes his song........ The way every hippi smokes his bong
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Every goat likes to gloat......... The way every Yob likes sail his boat
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Every spoke creates a poke
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Every bird rides the sky...
... the way a pig digs his sty.
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Every hooker likes to ride
Just like my shtick likes to slide -
Every teacher inculcates...
...the way a fat kid masticates. -
Every girl makes no sense...
The way they make guys feel all dense.. -
Every tree grows tall and long...
The way these girls affect your dong.My drunken attempt. 😝
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ⅉⅇⅆⅈ ཫཬསབϯའཪངƙऽ wrote:
I like you better drunk. Drunk you, rhymes!Every tree grows tall and long...The way these girls affect your dong.
My drunken attempt. 😝
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Every day I smoke this grass..
Often as💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 fingers his ass..
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👍👆👉👇👈✊👊🙌☝💪
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ⅉⅇⅆⅈ ཫཬསབϯའཪངƙऽ wrote:
It's not his fault he accidentally bought cheap toilet paperEvery day I smoke this grass..Often as💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 fingers his ass..👍
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Sh͟a͞doωK͜i͞иɢ wrote:
So like that stuff that is in public restrooms? I could not even tell you what we buy. It has those bears on it, though.ⅉⅇⅆⅈ ཫཬསབϯའཪངƙऽ wrote:
It's not his fault he accidentally bought cheap toilet paperEvery day I smoke this grass..Often as💚Ⴚгɘɘɲʍɑɳ💚 fingers his ass..👍
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ɅɭɭMᗅNЯ wrote:
I smoke a vaporizerEvery crow squakes his song........ The way every hippi smokes his bong
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